Archive Panic

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  • Archive Panic Ep.62: Red Eye (2005)

    Do you hate flying? The long waits, the tight enclosed space, the occasional psychopath threatening your family?

    Come navigate those horrors with us as we continue our Wes Craven retrospective with 2005's Red Eye!

    1 hr 37 min
  • Archive Panic Ep.61: Ghost Rider (2007)

    Nic Cage? Check

    Sam Elliot? Check

    Flaming motorcycles and fighting demons? Check, check.

    Great! This should be an awesome movie! But it's not, it's bad, and we love it! Listen in as we tell you all about Ghost Rider!

    1 hr 56 min
  • Archive Panic Ep.59: Cursed (2005)

    It's a milestone, our first Werewolf, pity it sucks! We look at Cursed, a movie where behind the scenes drama is more interesting than what happens on screen! Tune in folks, it's a good one!

    1 hr 50 min
  • Archive Panic Ep.58: Scream 3 (2000)

    HOLLYWOOD!! Land of glitz and glamour...and MURDER!! The Boys return to the Scream franchise for the 3rd instalment. Will it reach the star studded heights of the original? Or will it be another faded Hollywood dream?

    1 hr 53 min
  • Archive Panic Ep.57: Fantastic Four (2005)

    Join the boys as the talk Fantastic Four! Why does nothing happen in this movie? Why are the characters so one dimensional? What are their sex lives like? Get answers to these questions and more in the latest episode of Archive Panic!

    2 hr 13 min
  • Archive Panic Ep.56: Man-Thing (2005)

    Ahh Louisiana! Full of beautiful swamps, hillbillies with Australian accents, salt of the earth racism, oh, and a giant Man-Thing! The boys are back as Archive Panic talks about the rightfully forgotten, possibly worst Marvel movie Man-Thing!

    1 hr 48 min
  • Archive Panic Ep.55: Scream 2 (1997)

    We're going to college guys! We're going to study film and theatre production. There's so many frat parties bro. Oh, there's also a serial killer on campus so watch out for that.

    This week on Archive Panic we talk about Scream 2. Does it hold up as well as the first movie? Or does it fall in to the sequel trap of mediocrity?

    2 hr 8 min

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Join two schlubby Scotsmen as they talk through a series of tangents and non-sequiturs while occasionally attempting to actually make a point about the various films they've watched. No film is…