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"What's your favourite scary movie?"

The Boys get a reprieve from shitty 2000s Marvel and return to the 90s with Wes Craven's "Scream"! Listen as they gush over this masterpiece of horror and laugh at outdated 90s tech. Hopefully the rest of the franchise holds up this well.

With Elektra the Boys ponder the age old question of "How do you make a movie about magical ninja assassins boring?"

The bottom of the barrel has been reached but according to the prophecy, they have to go deeper.

Help them... for God's sake... help them!

The boys return for the final entry in the Blade Trilogy. Is it as bad as everyone says? Or will this film be saved by Triple H's deadpan delivery and his... Vampire Dogs? Tune in to find out!

Wes Craven teams with comedy giant Eddie Murphy. What could possibly go wrong? A lot apparently. The boys watched Vampire in Brooklyn, a movie that was panned on release but now has a cult following. Why?

Freddy's back! This time he's in the real world! Or is he? We explore Wes Craven's New Nightmare, in our opinion, one of the best in the nightmare franchise and an interesting look in to the future of horror.

Is this the greatest superhero movie of all time? Maybe, maybe. Is it the best Spider-Man movie? In this humble schlubs opinion, it very well could be! Join us as we talk about everyone's favourite awkward hero in Spider-Man 2!

The boys are back in the world of The Punisher. He's on a one man mission to torture, murder and expose the gangsters that murdered his family. The dark, gritty streets of... Tampa? Tampa... huh. The dark, gritty streets of Tampa will never be the same!

In what could be the ultimate entry for "Terrible title but great movie", the boys discuss The People Under the stairs! This movie has everything you need: a socially conscious message, gore, humour and a tall man in a gimp suit! May you burn in hell it you miss it!

You ready for Shocker? Not that one you dirty bastards! It's Wes Craven's failed attempt at a franchise! Why is the first half hour so good? What's with the awkward tonal shifts? Why does everything seem rushed and sluggish at the same time? Join the boys and find out!

How can a movie about a big, green, angry man fighting the military be depressing? Add in a backstory filled with trauma, that's how! The boys discuss maybe the most misunderstood Marvel film, Hulk!