Archive Panic

Ever wanted to live in the 1800s? Ever wanted to be a part of a close-knit God fearing community? Every wanted to Marry your Cousin? Then join the Hittites! Just watch out for the Incubus the next farm over and you'll forever be sweet in the nostrils of God.

You are invited to attend Blaze's rockin' New Year's Eve TV extravaganza! Expect great punk music, a guy with Mommy issues and Murder! What more could you want!?

HO HO HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S THE ARCHIVE PANIC CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!! Join the boys for the festive season where they talk about a potential modern day Christmas classic "Violent Night". It's got guns, gore, Santa and insufferable family members. It's the perfect Christmas!

Our journey in to the world of Marvel takes a dark and bloodthirsty turn with this weeks movie, Blade.

Will they survive the sheer levels of 90s bullshit this movie has to throw their way? Or will they embrace the darkness and come out the other side? Tune in and find out!

Join the boys as the explore the darkest depths of the Marvel Cinematic experience. This is quite possibly the worst movie Archive Panic has covered thus far. You have been warned

The boys take a trip in to the desert on their journey through the films of Wes Craven. They'll have to survive the deadly wildlife, the heat and the family of crazed cannibals as they discover that The Hills Have Eyes.

The boys jump in to the macabre world of horror icon Wes Craven. Starting with his infamous, controversial classic, The Last House on the Left (1972). What's with the music? What's up with the bumbling cops? How do we even begin to discuss this movie? Just keep repeating, "It's only a podcast... only a podcast... only a podcast..."

The Boys better hope their past petty crimes go unnoticed as they discuss The Punisher! Hear their awful Dolph Lundgren impressions! Wonder at the glorious use of squibs! The journey in to early Marvel continues on Archive Panic!

The boys begin their Journey in to all things Marvel with 1986's Howard the Duck. Join them as they search for answers to questions like, "Who was this movie made for?" and "Did the Duck world have World War 1 and 2?"

What's scarier than zombies, demons and even Killer Klowns? The horrors of addiction. Open your minds and dilate your pupils with the Archive Panic Halloween Special!