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  • Can Teeth Get Pregananant? - Fall Ball Wk 4

    HELP IT’S ONLY THE 4TH WEEK AND I’VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS ON WHAT TO PUT IN THESE DESCRIPTIONS. We were going to name this “Plump blorpo in the shadows” but something even worse came out. In this episode: Gob’s prediction comes true, big brother, fire eater swaps, Margo and Reese would get along, trauma bonding, day 1 players, home and away games, the moon, dashcon ballpit, the lorax

    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.

    ~Reference Zone~

    Gob’s Prediction

    to the people who take the long view

    Gob’s Reese Clark art

    Roots by Marquis 

    Dunn Keyes/IF-36.688

    Dunn Keyes/IF-52.562

    Slow March by waveridden

    Sugarmade by waveridden

    Swapsies by waltztangocache

    Iz’s Mankini gnome Elvis 

    Curmudgeons

    Spears Taylor art

    My friend the octopus by marquis

    First proof by Crewe

    A ficlet about dunlap figueroa

    The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All


    Where you can find us!

    Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

    Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

    Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (commission meeee)

    Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)

    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

    Thanks for being here!

    2 hr 19 min
  • Four Eels in a Trenchcoat - Fall Ball Wk 3

    Week 3! Give it up for Week 3! Talking points: 3 months of Fall Ball, posting, stormchasers, Bevan Wise's big naturals, ice puppets, moms spaghetti, and bricking The Book.


    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.


    ~Reference Zone~

    Four Eels comic

    Miss Jackson by Outkast

    Denim Alfredo Art by Cicatricks

    Ice Puppet Oedipus

    Black Hole Spaghetti

    fresco by waveridden

    Hades Tigers: SC 0 by Krow

    Skyrim Shuffle by mans1ay3r on youtube (headsup for NSFW content)


    Where you can find us!

    Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)

    Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (glassgob on tumblr)

    Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter

    Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)


    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

    Today's episode was edited by Frog

    Thanks for being here!

    1 hr 49 min
  • Schlorpy Blorpy fell to the Shwoongles - Fall Ball Wk2

    Fall Ball 2!! Can we reach the email count? In today's fall ball we talk about: Zack Sanders and body autonomy, Gabriel Griffith on the Hot Ones, THE BIG GRACK and Ivy, Barry Buckhard, MLM, the Houston Astros, Chorby Short's world tour, Axel Campbell, AND the taco's receiving Tot Best

    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.

    ~Reference Zone~

    Stara’s series

    Joeblood

    Prelude to a Gloogle Calendar Invitation

    Gob’s GG crab art 

    Slender man cooking hotdogs

    The Houston Astros Cheating Scandal

    Jace’s Art

    Morpho Anatomy for Artists

    Snap Grackle Pop

    Hayzel's kofi

    Look Back by Tatsuki Fujimoto

    Where you can find us!

    Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

    Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

    Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter

    Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (@launlimitedtacos on tumblr) (commission meeee)


    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

    Thanks for being here!

    1 hr 30 min
  • Y'all Ready To Kranch It Up? - Fall Ball Wk 1

    Blaseball is back! Sort of…


    The black hole spits out several players from the league onto different teams. This event is dubbed as the Fall Ball where every week each team will get one more player. Play must continue. 


    Thanks to a suggestion from KiloZombie of BACo fame, this will now be a weekly series from us! Bluey, Gob, Dragoni and Hayzel discuss the first week’s drop of players. Why are the Tacos freaking out about the Kranch? Just who is Charlatan Seabright? Saul Goodman? Divorce? The power of IRMs and lore, and what could Fall Ball mean for the future of Blaseball? 


    Find out more on the Fall Ball: https://www.blaseball.com/landing 

    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks. Please tell us how Pothos is pronounced. 


    ~Reference Zone~

    Kranchmas 

    Jace’s art of Edric and Qais

    Dragonis’s Blasetorber fic

    Hen WTC Archie Lampman fic


    Where you can find us!

    Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

    Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

    Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)

    Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (@launlimitedtacos on tumblr)


    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

    Thanks for being here!

    1 hr 20 min
  • McNiq

    Hello! We are back with our second shipping episode with today’s special guest and friend of the show Jasmine (she/her) here to talk about the Atlantis’ Georgia's Niq Nyong'o and Flattery McKinley’s relationship. In this episode we talk about Autism, Coelacanths, THE GRACK, dad clothes, and lesbians


    ~Reference Zone~

    Flattery's dad outfit

    Figures I'd end up in Philadelphia (Art)

    Figures, I'd end up in Philadelphia (Video)

    The GRACK

    Ah yes. Me. My wife. And her 500 dollar 2.5 meter long eurypterid

    Where you can find us!

    Jasmine: @wayslidecool(@wayslidecool on tumblr) wayslide on Splatoon 3 splashtag is 2533

    Frog: Frog: @_friendlyfrog

    Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3

    Krow: @lokrow on twitter (@lokrow on tumblr)

    Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter


    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)

    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks


    Thanks for being here!

    1 hr 18 min
  • Ranking every blaseball team based purely on the OG roster player names

    What's the guy-to-goober ratio? Who's Mid? And most importantly...WHO WON? We rank the 24 blaseball teams in the ILB based purely on the names of the players they had on their OG rosters. But the ranking system is: the sun with sunglasses drawn in the corner, phone battery at full charge, frozen yogurt, the sim could do better, and orange

    ~Reference Zone~

    Jasmine's/Atlantis Georgias tweet

    Gob's song

    Red Flags ft. Montaigne


    Where you can find us!

    Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)

    Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers

    Krow: @lokrow on twitter (@lokrow on tumblr)

    Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter


    This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper.

    Cover Illustration by Gob.

    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (oh god ted is lose oh no)

    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks


    Thanks for being here!

    2 hr 17 min
  • Brockbertie, the rot consumes us all

    So the siesta has finally caught up with us and we decided to record an episode without plan. It's the start of July and what's the deal with artfight? We finally let Gob spill the beans on brockbertie. Sometimes blaseball really is just about spinning two players in your head like rotisserie chickens.

    ~Reference Zone~

    mrs. silk (you need an artfight account to access this link)

    hazel explains blaseball to their friend

    the art of max turner

    the specific brock art we were looking at

    lurching in the sun by marquis

    Lore Doc: Tosser-Forbes

    jun's art of son jensen

    just look up the legend form of Palkia from Pokemon

    brockbertie fancam

    200% Beefy Chips (aka Chips!) (artfight link)

    Bead Lixard (artfight link)

    Where you can find us!

    Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter and friendlyfrog on artfight

    Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter and artfight (@glassgob on tumblr)

    Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter and artfight


    This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper.

    Illustration by Gob.

    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (I couldn't fit Ted in the character count.)

    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks


    Thanks for being here!

    1 hr 21 min
  • The Clawliday Inn

    Do baltimore ghosts dream of crab sheep? A narrator chimes in to clear a few things up.


    ~Reference Zone~

    Clawliday Inn Wiki and Rumor Registry

    Hotel Umbra


    Thank you to our amazing cast!

    Krow: @lokrow

    Deejay: @BlaseballACo tacoba.co

    Dragoni: @Dddragoni

    Gob: @glassgoblin @glassgob on tumblr)

    You may find Bluey and Hazel in the Taco stand discord as well as the Bubble

    Archives Unlimited would like to thank Steven Wiki, Baliset, Beelijah, UnabashedlyRose, Deejay as well as everyone who contributed to the clawliday inn irms.

    This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper. Sound effects provided by Freesound.org

    Cover Illustration by Krow.

    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi

    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel under Fanworks

    Thanks for being here!

    28 min
  • Pick A Card, Any Card

    Believe in the heart of the cards. If you've been following our archivist and artist birbteef on her twitter, you may be familiar with the 60 tarot cards she drew of the Tacos, Magic, Firefighters, and Dale. Birb walks listeners through each card in the tarot deck and why she assigned what for each Blaseball character with hosts Frog, Gob, Dragoni and special guest Krow of the Hades Tigers. Of swords, and wands, and cups and pentacles


    ~Reference Zone~

    The Tarot Deck

    Fundraiser

    Ficlet by stara

    waltztangocache on ao3

    {YTP} ~ A Guy's Gross Games


    Where you can find us!

    Birb: @birbteef

    Frog: @_friendlyfrog

    Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )

    Dragoni: @DDDragoni (DDDragoni on ao3)

    Krow: @lokrow


    This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper and Krow.

    Illustration by Birbteef.

    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (I couldn't fit Ted in the character count.)

    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks


    Thanks for being here!

    2 hr 38 min
  • Hazel's Deepdives - Bork Holloway

    Welcome to another episode of the infinite archves! In this episode we do a player deepdive on tacos very own batter Bork Holloway with hosts Hazel, Bluey and Bog of the Philly Pies. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Cheese, Season 17, the OH CRAP THEY FOUND ME GOTTA HIT SEND QUICK-


    ~Reference Zone~

    April Fools :)


    Where you can find us!

    Bog/Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )

    Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discord

    Hazel: oh you know


    COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate

    INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from Bog/Gob


    Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)


    For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks

    46 min

About Archives Unlimited

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Archives Unlimited is a show where we use humor to approach Blaseball “lore” from many angles, including recaps, geography, stories, sound, and lengthy debates on anything arbitrary. Recorded at…