Yeehaw folks! Join archivists Hazel Cooper and Bluey as they look over the not-lore of the LA Tacos pre-history MVP Jackson Rodriguez who played in Season A. Haha what do you mean we lored Jackson Rodriguez? No we didn’t <3

Full Disclaimer: None of this is going to the Wiki. This was all done in good fun and to recap a very cool moment that happened in the TacoStand

Find us @ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter

And in the Taco Stand Discord:  https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy

We go by Hazel Cooper#2668 and blue yub 03#0670 on discord

A transcript for the episode can be found here (which contains the Burger King foot lettuce parody at the end): https://tinyurl.com/5b9wwbb9 

COVER ART is by our wonderful Frog

INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter

Shoutout zone:

Sorry for being cringe. The original mayonnaise tumblr post is lost to time so I only found this screencap at a meme page https://me.me/i/i-want-to-name-my-daughter-mayonnaise-and-shorten-it-d918ff478d7a4ae1b1d13917c4a846d4 

Thanks kilozombie and DeeJay from discord (and also BACo I guess)

Somewhere in the blaseball universe, audio tests have begun 

(Note from Hazel: this is just a cryptic way of saying that the pilot episodes are releasing through me experimenting on soundscaping. So I guess this is a trailer? For pilot episodes?)

Content Warnings:

SFX: robot voice and mild static sound