Craig Carton and Chris McMonigle deliver another classic, all-over-the-map Carton Show segment as Big Mac gets his flowers after glowing early reviews—and the conversation quickly turns into peak WFAN chaos. The guys dive back into Harbaugh Watch, breaking down every potential landing spot and why the Giants still feel like the best job in football, plus what not to do when trying to close the deal.

From there, Carton goes on an epic rant about Tom Brady’s Pizza Hut commercials (eat the pizza, Tom!), food conspiracies, peanut butter allergy paranoia, and bizarre parenting trends. The show then shifts back to football with bold playoff takes, including Carton officially locking in a Texans over Rams Super Bowl prediction.