Paul and Randy are back and they discuss...everything? They dig on football portal transfers Mitchell, Holmes and Catalon, talk awful kid's Youtube shows, reflect on the NFL playoffs and the hilarious futility of being a Cowboys fan as embodied in their final play of the season, discuss why they're not sweating the Alamo Bowl loss, ponder our man crush on Joe Burrow, examine the weird and unexpected leveling up of Marcus Carr, Texas hoops, how snake farms work, African notions of civic liability, why freak athletes aren't like us, and Randy's Job Site Tales. 

The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: [email protected]. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or [email protected].