Everyone Gets a Trophy

By Paul Wadlington

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"Everyone Gets a Trophy" with Paul Wadlington hits the biggest stories from around the world of sports and beyond.

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Everyone Gets a Trophy episodes:

05.16.2024
The Most Important Games In DKR History
This season will celebrate 100 years of Memorial Stadium and Paul and Joe break down the most important games in the history of Texas football at DKR. Learn about the Wishbone's debut, Ricky's Run and the events that shaped the...
05.14.2024
Half Baked Shoguns
The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan 312-933-8823 with a free consult: [email protected]. Read his retirement tax bomb series...
04.30.2024
The Longhorn Draft, Pac 12 Seppuku & Meat Snobbery
In one of the most important podcasts ever recorded, Paul and Randy breakdown the exceptional Longhorn draft weekend, how the different conferences fared and Paul details how the PAC 12 committed administrative seppuku. Then the boy seeks to understand...
04.25.2024
Spring Game & NFL Draft Talk
Paul and Randy talk Texas Spring Game, NFL Draft and the perils of T-ball. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with...
04.19.2024
Multisport Musing
Paul & Randy talk youth sports, why multi-sporting unlocks athleticism better than singular focus, throwing coaches, the scammy aspects of youth baseball, why understanding first principles of athleticism can allow deeper insight than the priests and regulators of sport, why...
04.19.2024
2024 Spring Game Preview
Paul and Randy breakdown the upcoming Texas Spring Game, how to eval a zero sum game and then ponder the currency of defensive backfield personnel groupings. What if your dime plays quarters? Do you get back 15 cents? The...
03.29.2024
Randy With A Y
Paul and Randy somehow manage to talk about everything and nothing: Spring football, the Longhorn baseball malaise, the men's basketball loss to Tennessee in the NCAA tournament and a random litany of facts, topics and other amusements. The time is...
03.21.2024
Moose Outside Should Have Told You
Paul and Randy talk March Madness, preview Colorado State, talk best hoops lineups, discuss a lot of Spring football and a little Longhorn baseball. Finally, they finish with important Iditarod moose facts. Namely, the importance of killing them to protect...
03.05.2024
Texas Stars Shine At The NFL Combine
Paul and Joe Cook debrief the NFL Combine with some nuggets you may not know. How much did Texas athletes help themselves or is the Combine now just a testing environment where athletes can only hurt their stock? They also...
02.26.2024
The Man From Maracaibo
Paul and Randy talk about a bunch of topics, including Texas baseball, the new playoff format, Pat Mahomes ruining a generation of fundamentals, Quinn Ewers upscaling and why this is a very small world indeed. The time is now for your...
02.23.2024
Playoffs? We're Talking About Playoffs?
The fellas break down the new college football playoff format, the development of football analytics, muse about Texas 2024 upside, talk way too early playoff favorites and the upside of Quinn Ewers in his 3rd year starting.... The time is now...
01.25.2024
Two Conferences Matter
Paul & Randy are back and they're talking portal transfers, Saban, Harbaugh, the BOB resume vs. reality, overly emotional Midwesterners, the coming dominance of the SEC and Big 10 in college football, Jimmy Sexton sextin'. wrasslin' being fake, the amusing...
01.09.2024
What Might Have Been
Paul & Randy break down the Michigan-Washington national title game, their feelings of what might have been had Texas advanced, Michigan's excellent defensive game plan vs. the Husky passing attack, the value of a quality secondary and various musings about...
12.30.2023
Husky Is A Kid's Jean Size
Washington Preview Part III. The conclusion of the series with the Alpaca ends with Paul and Scott breaking down the steel man argument for how Washington or Texas wins this semifinal. Rome Odunze wasn't built in a day. How does...
12.29.2023
Tough Sledding For The Huskies
Washington Preview II. Paul and Scott continue with the second installment of the series, which many critics compare favorably to the Empire Strikes Back, Legally Blonde 2 and Godfather II. How did each team's schedule prepare or not prepare them...
12.29.2023
Pour Some Sugar On Me
Washington Preview I. Paul is joined by special guest Scott Gerlach and they unpack the Longhorns-Huskies matchup over a three part series. If you're tired of the surface analysis from low prep talking heads, this is the pod for you....
12.22.2023
Recruiting Xmas Comes Early
Back by popular demand, Justin Wells joins Paul to give an overview of NSD1, talk relationship building, explain why Sark's quest for early enrollees is a good proxy for maturity and college readiness, hits on the portal, debates whether East...
12.21.2023
NSD1 Recruiting Class Review
The Longhorns nail down a top 5 high school class while also securing two strong portal additions. Paul breaks down each player and offers his perspective on the strengths of this class. Bask in the glow of another strong Sark...
12.19.2023
Viral Hot Takes!
Paul and Ian are dropping hot takes like hot cakes so watch out snowflakes! No, not really. The guys talk about recent Longhorn portal and recruiting additions and their impact on current players, break down Alabama-Michigan in depth, spend some...
12.05.2023
Let The Good Times Roll
Randy is back from Arlington and it's time to talk with Paul about vibes at the Big 12 Title Game, the opening of the college football transfer portal, Sooner and Aggie schadenfreude, whiny Noles, the college football playoff, Texas LB...
12.04.2023
Pocket Penix
The Texas Longhorns are Big 12 champions and made the CFP! Join Ian and Paul as they celebrate the victory and discuss the path forward. What do we think of the field, was FSU hosed and what about the bowl...
11.29.2023
More Cowboys Breakdown & Playoff Permutations
Paul & Ian continue breaking down the Oklahoma State Cowboys and then it's Contrar-Ian at his best as they discuss playoff scenarios, how Texas would fare against the main contenders, Ian's valuing of the Big 12 title above all and...
11.29.2023
Considering The Cowboys -- Big 12 Title Game Preview
It's our preview of the 2023 Big 12 title game! First, Paul and Ian break down what makes Mike Gundy such an effective and successful coach, in part because he's willing to play the role of the bumpkin who always...
11.28.2023
Sand Aggy Pyre, Regular Aggie Hire Part 2
PART 2. Paul and Ian talk about the 57-7 destruction of the Texas Tech Red Raiders and highlight some of the key aspects of the win. Then it's on to discussing the A&M; footbal hire of former Aggie DC and...
11.28.2023
Sandy Aggy Pyre, Regular Aggie Hire Part 1
Paul and Ian talk about the 57-7 destruction of the Texas Tech Red Raiders and highlight some of the key aspects of the win. Then it's on to discussing the A&M; footbal hire of former Aggie DC and Duke headman...
11.21.2023
Red Raider Rationalization
Paul and Randy review the Iowa State game and wonder why anyone would willingly head slap a resting tiger and lion? After discussing A&M;'s follies and the impossible permutations of the Big 12 tie breakers, it's on to Texas Tech....
11.14.2023
Frogsplainin' & The Jumbo Jimbo Buyout
Paul and Randy talk about the 29-26 Texas win over TCU. Why did the Horns dominate the first half and barely hold on in the second? Then an intermezzo to talk about the CFB coaching carousel, with special attention to...
11.09.2023
The College Football Playoff Kaleidoscope
Paul and Randy muse over the elite findings of the College Football Playoff Committee. They are top men. Top men! They also break down Maalik Murphy, the Sark Cost Fallacy, Quinn Ewers gaining perspective from his time on the sideline,...
11.05.2023
Texas Declaws The Cats In A Thriller
It's the post game reaction to the thrilling Longhorn victory over the Kansas State Wildcats. Paul and Ian try to make sense of a terrific game that featured the whole range of play and emotion that a game can. They...
10.31.2023
Play The Greatest Hits
Paul and Randy break down the 35-6 win over BYU, discuss Maalik Murphy's debut as a starter and talk about the good, bad and ugly from the 7-1 Longhorns. Why is Texas struggling in goal to go? They also talk...
10.26.2023
Ringo 5 Star, Maalik Murphy & Michigan Malfeasance
Paul and Ian talk about 5 star Ryan Wingo and why he may be a different variety of receiver to what we've grown accustomed to, discuss USC buffoonery, delve in to Texas-BYU matchups, talk about Maalik Murphy, indulge a few...
10.18.2023
Slaying Urban Cougars
Paul and Randy discuss the best conference in the country, the playoff implications of same and Iowa's patented and horrendous brand of football before tackling an in-depth preview of the Houston Cougars. What are their strengths and weaknesses on offense...
10.16.2023
Houston Means I'm One Day Closer To You
Paul and Randy talk briefly about the OU loss and then move on to talk Big 12 results, improbable state of Colorado upsets, USC's weak showing against Notre Dame and the Houston Cougars. How can Texas win out? The time...
10.05.2023
There Will Be Blood
After a brief diversion into the power of fat kickers and fat QBs, Paul and Randy complete the Hate Week Hat Trick. They delve into matchups, Dillon Gabriel's remarkable ability to throw between the hashes, OU weaknesses, ways OU can...
10.04.2023
Prosecuting Land Thieves
Paul and Ian Boyd talk about OU's personnel on both sides of the ball, their weaknesses, strengths and most importantly, their likely plan of attack against Texas. They flip the battlefield and look at it from the Sooner perspective on...
10.03.2023
Initiate Hate Week
Paul and Joe Cook initiate hate week with a discussion about matchups, the current vibe around the coaches, how each team will face the best QB they've seen all season this Saturday, where Texas has advantages over the Sooners, the...
09.29.2023
The Real Contenders
Paul and Randy preview Kansas and break down the Big 12 title contenders. Most of the league isn't one. Who is, who isn't and who is good enough to upset one of the favorites? Then we talk game situations, coaching...
09.24.2023
Baylor Gets A Beatdown
The B12 Goodbye Tours began in Waco and Texas pummeled Baylor 38-6 before a sad (and early departing) crowd on the strength of dominant DL play and the pinpoint passing of Quinn Ewers (18 of 23 for 293 yards). If...
09.21.2023
Baylor Breakdown, Sark's Duality & Prime Time Musings
Paul and Ian break down the Baylor Bears and explain some of their fatal flaws on offense and defense. What key positions can Texas exploit on Saturday? Where could Baylor trip up the Horns? What's going on with Aranda's program...
09.18.2023
Why?-oming
Paul and Randy tease out what Texas did right, did wrong and can improve going forward after their win against the very game Wyoming Cowboys. What was great about the 31-10 win and what was less than stellar? How should...
09.15.2023
Ride For The Brand
Paul and Randy have their final word on Bama, discuss what complementary football really is, talk Wyoming football, why every kid is Wyoming is named Wyatt, Cole and Hunter, Andrew Peasley's strategy of using his concussions to subdue defenses, what...
09.10.2023
Texas Turns The Tide In Tuscaloosa
Bama Week? How about Bama WEAK! Kidding, of course. Texas beat a good football team. Paul and Ian contextualize the value and importance of the road win in Tuscaloosa, discuss key turning points, Ewers leveling up, the many helmet stickers...
09.10.2023
Alabama Reaction: Boone's Bama Victory Lap
Texas did it to the Tide in Tuscaloosa. Paul and Randy break it down, bust balls and relish in victory. Let's do this! The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe....
09.07.2023
It's Bama Week
It's Bama Week, baby. Paul and Randy break down the matchup from every angle and talk about how the Texas Longhorns can come away with the win in Tuscaloosa. Let's Freaking Go. The time is now for your new mortgage...
09.03.2023
Rice Reaction
It's an instant reaction from Paul and Randy on the 37-10 Longhorn win over the Rice Owls. The game was never remotely in doubt and the gents are very impressed by the Longhorn defense, pleased with special teams and less...
08.30.2023
Crimson Floors & Cream Ceilings: The 2023 Oklahoma Sooner Schedule Breakdown
By popular demand, Paul and Sooner fan favorite Contrar-Ian Boyd talk about Brent Venables in Year 2 and what the Sooners need to do to right the ship as they sail out of the Big 12. They break down the...
08.29.2023
Texas Special Teams Breakdown: The Elite Indicator
Special teams are the red-headed stepchild of unit analysis, but they've been absolutely essential in some key moments and seasons in Longhorn history. Why were elite Longhorn special teams so crucial in the 2005 and 2009 squads playing for national...
08.28.2023
Texas Offensive Line Breakdown: Banks For Everything!
Paul and Ian break down the Longhorn OL and the wonders of the Dodge Intrepid. Texas has one of the best offensive tackle duos in college football, but the upside of this unit will be determined by improved guard play...
08.26.2023
Texas Defensive Line Breakdown: Beauty Is On The Inside
Paul and Ian break down the 2023 defensive line. Depth and talent is abundant inside, as the unit boasts a rock solid two deep and an intriguing three deep. When a 24 game starter transfer from a Top 25 defense...
08.25.2023
That's Gonna Leave A Yormark
Paul and Randy talk about Brett Yormark's idiotic comments and how commissioner partiality can actually impact game integrity. They also wonder if Tech head coach Joey Mcguire is writing some checks that he can't cash. Then it's time to talk...

What's Everyone Gets a Trophy about?

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Everyone Gets a Trophy episodes:

The Most Important Games In DKR History

Half Baked Shoguns

The Longhorn Draft, Pac 12 Seppuku & Meat Snobbery

Spring Game & NFL Draft Talk

Multisport Musing

2024 Spring Game Preview

Randy With A Y

Moose Outside Should Have Told You

Texas Stars Shine At The NFL Combine

The Man From Maracaibo

Playoffs? We're Talking About Playoffs?

Two Conferences Matter

What Might Have Been

Husky Is A Kid's Jean Size

Tough Sledding For The Huskies

Pour Some Sugar On Me

Recruiting Xmas Comes Early

NSD1 Recruiting Class Review

Viral Hot Takes!

Let The Good Times Roll

Pocket Penix

More Cowboys Breakdown & Playoff Permutations

Considering The Cowboys -- Big 12 Title Game Preview

Sand Aggy Pyre, Regular Aggie Hire Part 2

Sandy Aggy Pyre, Regular Aggie Hire Part 1

Red Raider Rationalization

Frogsplainin' & The Jumbo Jimbo Buyout

The College Football Playoff Kaleidoscope

Texas Declaws The Cats In A Thriller

Play The Greatest Hits

Ringo 5 Star, Maalik Murphy & Michigan Malfeasance

Slaying Urban Cougars

Houston Means I'm One Day Closer To You

There Will Be Blood

Prosecuting Land Thieves

Initiate Hate Week

The Real Contenders

Baylor Gets A Beatdown

Baylor Breakdown, Sark's Duality & Prime Time Musings

Why?-oming

Ride For The Brand

Texas Turns The Tide In Tuscaloosa

Alabama Reaction: Boone's Bama Victory Lap

It's Bama Week

Rice Reaction

Crimson Floors & Cream Ceilings: The 2023 Oklahoma Sooner Schedule Breakdown

Texas Special Teams Breakdown: The Elite Indicator

Texas Offensive Line Breakdown: Banks For Everything!

Texas Defensive Line Breakdown: Beauty Is On The Inside

That's Gonna Leave A Yormark

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