July 8, 2026 - This is Part 2 of TMTP LIVE, recorded in front of a sold out audience at the Kessler Theater. Gordon's turn as he both reflects on his relationship with Craig and George, then turns to the audience for a hilarious round of Q&A.

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June 24, 2026 - Recorded live on May 21st, at the historic Kessler Theater, Craig, George and Gordon celebrate the podcast's 1st anniversary by recording a two hour session in front of a sold out audience.

Part two will drop on Wednesday, July 8th.

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June 17, 2026 - Is summer really the greatest season, or are we all just nostalgic for being kids?

George, Craig and Gordon settle in for a surprisingly passionate debate over summer versus fall, childhood vacations, cookouts, mosquitoes, long days, school calendars and why the first week of June still feels different.

Along the way: new socks, dental hygienists, milk with dinner and some of the best summer trip memories they've ever had.

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June 10, 2026 - A truly classic edition of Gordo’s Corner.

This week the guys debate the speed of jersey numbers, whether double-zero should exist, the mystery disappearance of car alarms, four-wheel suitcase culture, and the unsettling reality of how pig semen is harvested for medical research.

Along the way, Gordon dives into the growing world of automotive surveillance, questions how much privacy we've quietly surrendered, and leaves everyone with a piece of wisdom from Razor Ray that can't be unheard.

As always, it's equal parts fascinating, ridiculous, and uniquely Gordo.

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June 3, 2026 - This week the guys take an in-depth look at a topic listeners have loved for years: Craig's legendary Squared Away List.

From haircuts, fresh underwear and teeth cleanings to power washing driveways, organizing garages and the eternal debate over balancing a checkbook, the Musers explore the small victories that somehow make life feel a little more under control.

Along the way there's lawnmower talk, car-washing obsessions, garage disasters, prostate exams, and the announcement of when you'll finally hear the sold-out Kessler live show.

No life-changing advice. Just a collection of oddly satisfying ways to convince yourself you've got it all together.

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May 27, 2026 - The Musers examine the modern worry plate, from kids, health and money to job anxiety, sports jinxes, climate change, elevator doors and being declared dead just a little too early. It’s a calm, reasoned discussion, until everyone starts worrying about the discussion.

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May 20, 2026 - With Junior and George as willing participants, Gordo brings card-shuffling math, death-for-cash hypotheticals, Revolutionary War machine guns, airplane etiquette violations, flying robots, and the scientific breakthrough that gave the world Pig Semen Mickey. 

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May 13, 2026 - The Musers consider what it really means to be friends, best friends and the kind of friends who know when to delete your browser history.

Along the way, there’s a sold-out live show, Dallasinianites, lifelong buddies, toxic complainers, childhood reconnections, work-wife dynamics and the official proposal for three-piece friendship necklaces.

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May 7, 2026 - Your Football Friends convene one last time, before a brief hiatus, to both further reflect on the Cowboys' successful draft, hear from DC Parker and also listen in to the fascinating audio from ESPN's "The Pick Is In".

Cowboys Weekly will return before training camp, and even may throw down an emergency episode when the schedule is announced. Stay tuned!

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May 6, 2026 - A big TMTP announcement is followed by a loose conversation that starts with a simple question—would you go back?—and quickly spirals into Dodge City survival plans, Gen Z nostalgia, and whether anyone actually wants to relive their life.

The guys bounce from the Old West to ancient Egypt, from vinyl records to future timelines, mixing real reflection with completely impractical time travel strategies.

Along the way: bad decisions, worse hypotheticals, and at least one guaranteed way to die in 1875.

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