July 30, 2026 - Football Friends is back.

George and Bob kick off the 2026 Cowboys season with training camp underway, optimism rising, and a defense rebuilt from the ground up.

They dig into Brian Schottenheimer, Christian Parker, the new personnel on defense, the biggest questions heading to Oxnard, and whether George is really sticking with that Super Bowl prediction.

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Heartbreak, Hantavirus and questionable life choices. The Musers swap stories of love gone wrong, Gordo wonders if he’s been “hanta'd-up,” and the conversation detours through rodent droppings, broken appliances, modern cars and P1 road-trip memories.

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July 22, 2026 - The Musers are back from summer break and taking a ride through the great American road trip, from crushed-velvet Buicks and hand-drawn maps to Stuckey’s stops, backseat border disputes and the family throw-up bucket. 

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July 8, 2026 - This is Part 2 of TMTP LIVE, recorded in front of a sold out audience at the Kessler Theater. Gordon's turn as he both reflects on his relationship with Craig and George, then turns to the audience for a hilarious round of Q&A.

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June 24, 2026 - Recorded live on May 21st, at the historic Kessler Theater, Craig, George and Gordon celebrate the podcast's 1st anniversary by recording a two hour session in front of a sold out audience.

Part two will drop on Wednesday, July 8th.

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June 17, 2026 - Is summer really the greatest season, or are we all just nostalgic for being kids?

George, Craig and Gordon settle in for a surprisingly passionate debate over summer versus fall, childhood vacations, cookouts, mosquitoes, long days, school calendars and why the first week of June still feels different.

Along the way: new socks, dental hygienists, milk with dinner and some of the best summer trip memories they've ever had.

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June 10, 2026 - A truly classic edition of Gordo’s Corner.

This week the guys debate the speed of jersey numbers, whether double-zero should exist, the mystery disappearance of car alarms, four-wheel suitcase culture, and the unsettling reality of how pig semen is harvested for medical research.

Along the way, Gordon dives into the growing world of automotive surveillance, questions how much privacy we've quietly surrendered, and leaves everyone with a piece of wisdom from Razor Ray that can't be unheard.

As always, it's equal parts fascinating, ridiculous, and uniquely Gordo.

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June 3, 2026 - This week the guys take an in-depth look at a topic listeners have loved for years: Craig's legendary Squared Away List.

From haircuts, fresh underwear and teeth cleanings to power washing driveways, organizing garages and the eternal debate over balancing a checkbook, the Musers explore the small victories that somehow make life feel a little more under control.

Along the way there's lawnmower talk, car-washing obsessions, garage disasters, prostate exams, and the announcement of when you'll finally hear the sold-out Kessler live show.

No life-changing advice. Just a collection of oddly satisfying ways to convince yourself you've got it all together.

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May 27, 2026 - The Musers examine the modern worry plate, from kids, health and money to job anxiety, sports jinxes, climate change, elevator doors and being declared dead just a little too early. It’s a calm, reasoned discussion, until everyone starts worrying about the discussion.

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May 20, 2026 - With Junior and George as willing participants, Gordo brings card-shuffling math, death-for-cash hypotheticals, Revolutionary War machine guns, airplane etiquette violations, flying robots, and the scientific breakthrough that gave the world Pig Semen Mickey. 

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