Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ryan Long and Chris O'Connor came over to talk about this crazy story about a bodega owner stabbing a guy to death. Was it self-defense? That's what his lawyers are saying, but apparently, you're not allowed to stab someone if they attack you at your own bodega. Video of the stabbing from the New York Post is on youtube.com/AriShaffir

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The Music:

Cyprus Hill - How I Could Just Kill A Man

Fugees - Killing Me Softly

3rd Eye Blind - Doop Doo doo doo song about crack (semi-charmed life)

El Boguedero - Nat King Cole

 

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Hot Girl Noel Leon came to the studio to talk to me about what it was like working as an "Influencer." When she told me that was what she did for a living I was appalled, however now Noel is focused more on comedy and less on influencing people, so we were able to have a really good conversation about how awful it is. 

 

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The Music:

Elle King - Under the Influence

Kid Rock - Don’t Tell Me How To Live

Audioslave - Show Me How To Live

Alemán x Mr. Pimp x Talia - Bad Influencers

 

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Comedian Anthony Devito who once attended a swingers party and I sat on a plane and talked about Kansas City’s least known underbelly of fat people hook ups. KC is known for their third rate barbecue and second rate jazz but they’re actually number one in multiple sex partners among people who should have no sex partners. This is not the first podcast I’ve done on a plane. There was one a long time ago I did with Joe Rogan. But this is the first one I did with video. It’s wild what you can do when you don’t care about people looking at you weird. You guys can act like the people sitting in front of us looking back at two losers publicly making fun of people getting some nasty.

 

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The Music:

Yellowman- Night Flight

Eddie Floyd - Big Bird

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - I Believe I can Fly

Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky

Mos Def - Leaving on a Jet Plane

 

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Immigrant bartender comedian Colum Tyrrell and former bartender turned current gullible comic Caitlin Peluffo met me in the studio and had some fun talking about the ins and outs of being behind the bar. The bartender is the most important front-line worker in the nation and the backbone of our society. And these two were some of the worst in this important field of work. Please, tip your bartender

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The Music:

John Lee Hooker - One Bourbon One Scotch and One Beer

Gretchen Wilson - Not Bad For A Bartender

Hey Bartender

Semisonic - Closing Time

 

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Former hustler and current standup Ali Siddiq talks with a man who rarely hustles but still does tons of standup Ari Shaffir to talk about all the lessons life gives you. One guy slung dope, the other is one. It's a great conversation from Austin, Texas that brought two cultures together. That taught two peoples about each other. It's a lesson in communication. The boyz realized that words mean different things to different people. But they also realize how similar they were in their upbringing. Even though one dealt drugs, they both remember the space shuttle Challenger explosion. They just kind of had different reactions to it. I'll let you guess which one joked about it as a child and which one thought it was really sad. Ali is one of the best storyteller comedians in the world and he's got a new special out called The Domino Effect which goes a long way towards proving that claim. Check it out now on YouTube.com/AliSiddiq or on his website, AliSiddiq.com.   

 

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https://www.alisiddiq.com/ 

 

The Music:

Ali Bombaye

Rick Ross - Everyday I’m Hustlin’

John Denver - Flying For Me

Michael Jackson - Bad

 

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Comedian Reggie Conquest converted to Islam over the pandemic. He talks to no religion former Jew current jerk comedian Ari Shaffir about how it happened. Reggie read the autobiography of Malcolm X (who would have turned 97 last week) and gained an interest in religion because of what he read in the book. Reggie knows very little about Islam but he does know what he’s going through as a new convert and that’s what we got into here. Also, Reggie is a big boy so that’s where the title comes from. Get it? I think you get it.

 

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The Music:

Hotboii Feat. Pooh Shiesty -Malcolm X

Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up

A is for Allah - Yusuf

Omar Souleyman - Warni Warni

Omar Souleyman - Ya Bnayya

 

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Joe List, Luis Gomez, and Keryn Feehan join me on my rooftop for a wild all-over-the-place conversation that started with friendship and ended in a love child for which 23 states wouldn’t allow early termination. These are 4 of the dumbest people you know . For real. List is probably the smartest because he knows how to spell the word Movie. Luis is obviously the dumbest. And all joking aside Ari is the smartest because of the heritage and also those people value education so even though I was a bad student, I was a bad student compared to them. But it’s still like super-intelligence compared to Luis and Kerryn. Joe is smart sort of. But obviously it’s Ari.

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The Music: Sleepy Joe - Smog

YKWD Theme

Pozytywnie albo Wcale - Szukam Beatki

Tony Bennet - Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe

Hey Joe - Billy Roberts

Serial inside blaster and now father and comedian Chris Distefano talks to me about what it’s like to be a father. Chris was about as honest (and funny) as anyone I’ve ever talked to about this stuff. He admitted to the negatives and told me about the positives. Very funny and interesting conversation! 

Chris is for real a hilarious standup comedian and he’s got a new Netflix special out today called Speshy Weshy. He named it that because he’s less mature than his daughter. Check him out killing on this special or bombing on a jumbotron in stadiums all over New York. 

 

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The Music:

Paul Simon- Father and Daughter

George Michael- Father Figure

Tobe Nwigwe- Father Figure

Stevie Wonder- Isn't She Lovely

Delta Clear applicant and standup comedian Mike Cannon met up with me at the St Louis Lambert International airport to discuss today’s hot button topic in a discussion you could only be at if you passed a rigorous screening process handled by top industry professionals. Now, I’m not really sure if the St Louis Airport is international. Actually, it would surprise me if any country has a direct flight to St Louis. What if St Louis had a ton of Cambodians on the QT. And there was one 18 hour flight directly from Phnom Peng to Lambert. Still, a whole airport for that? No way. Just go straight to a hidden airfield to unload all your “poppy.” Anyway, here’s the podcast.

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The Music:

Sly and The Family Stone - Que Sera Sera (Whatever Will Be Will Be)

White Stripes - Cannon

Baader Meinhof - Meet Me At The Airport

Alison Kraus and Gilian Welch - I’ll Fly Away

Katie Hannigan sits down with me to tell me about her time as a NYC tour guide. It was a tawdry world of autistic tourist nerds and their dumb families. 

Make sure to check out Katie’s new standup comedy album, “Feeling of Emptiness” and listen to her podcast, “Lady Journey” that she does with Sarah Tollemache every week.

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• Check out Lady Journey Podcast: @LadyJourneyPodcast
• Instagram - @katiehanniganforever
• Twitter - @katiehannigan 

The Music:

Caitlin Rose - Tour Guide

Peter Fenn - Tour Guide

The Libertines - What Katie Did 

The Band - Katie’s Been Gone

 

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