Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Liberal mouthpiece Joe Rogan, and I guess heterosexual comedian Tony Hinchcliffe met me at a gun range in Texas to shoot the poop and tell stories about the past while Tony caressed his new girlfriend. We took some questions from my Patreon to keep us going while listening to the manly sounds of murder tools going off in the distance.

Both Tony and Joe are about to get that Skeptic Tank bump! So look for them to breakthrough on the scene in the near future. This was actually supposed to be just me and Tony on this one but Joe showed up and we figured it’d be nice to at least have one gram of testosterone on the pod. 

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01/21 | Phoenix

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02/27 | Vancouver

03/25 | Grand Rapids

03/26 | Detroit

03/31 | Appleton, WI 

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The Music:

Ray Wylie Hubbard - Screw You We’re From Texas

Gene Autrey - Deep in the Heart of Texas

Nina Simone - Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood

Nico Vega - The Beast

Nikki Glaser - Bob 

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Sarah Tollemache and ever-fatter former non-steroid winner of Sober October Ari Shaffir sit on a treadmill in a gym they’ll never use to go over ways they’re going to no way change about themselves this year. Sarah is on the phone like 160 hours a day. And I haven't come up with a decent new resolution in a decade. They’re two losers who are fine with it, shooting the poop about what you guys need to do better in the coming year. This one is best listened to in a church confessional booth.

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The music:

Beyoncé - Flawless

The Three Degrees - Year of Decision

Ok Go - Here it goes again

Skid Row - 18 and Life

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Nate Marshall and I talk about how we both kind of feel the media is turning everybody on each other. We kept it funny, relaxed. Nate watched so much TV and read so much social media during the BLM protests that he could feel his worldview changing toward the negative. We were both thinking about these ideas when we met last summer and we immediately traded stories and ideas on it. Now we’re both kind of feeling that our thoughts are no longer our own. But for real, we kept it light.

It’s a great fun conversation. I wish I could talk to more people like this about far-out ideas and subjects without any worry about emotions flaring up. Almost everyone I know is just about on the same side of most issues. So it’s wild that we’re at each other's throats so much. Even comedians! We’re a tiny group of fringe entertainers and we’ve somehow invented divisions among ourselves that have standup comedians hating other standup comedians! Nobody even fucked anybody’s girlfriend! It’s just people in a tiny group, hating other people in this tiny group because we’re being rewarded for turning on each other or they’re mostly showing us views we don’t share by people we’re not friends with. We’re doomed!

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01/14 | Cleveland 

01/21 | Phoenix

02/11 | Tampa 

02/17 | Denver 

02/27 | Vancouver

03/06 | Salt Lake City 

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The Music:

Led Zeppelin - Communication Breakdown

The Chi-Lites - We Are Neighbors

Metallica - One

Lupe Fiasco - Kick Push

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Emma Willman and I talk about women. What they like. And a loooooot about what they don’t like. It was a funny conversation that I really could only have with a chick who dates chicks. Emma’s standup is hilarious and she’s constantly ranting about how much girls annoy her. I’m sure you guys have your own gripes. Feel free to let me know about them.

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The Music:

I hate Women - Marco Paloma

99 Problems - Jay-Z

Girls - Beastie Boys

James Brown - Let’s Make Christmas Mean Something This Year

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Joe List came over to argue with me about music. For real Joe is top 3 or 4 comics into music. He’s got great taste and he loves going to live shows even more than I do. And I really really love going to live shows. He does it sober all the time which is crazy to me, but that goes to show you how much he likes music. Legit though, all we really disagree on is whether Pearl Jam and Nirvana are great or just really good. 

The intro is a manic recounting of the last two concerts I went to. If you’re listening to this on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, put your phone on speaker and don’t look at it again till the music is done. 

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The Music:

Pearl Jam - Last Kiss

Nirvana - Lake of Fire

John Mellencamp - Pink Houses

Billy Idol - White Wedding

LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yourself Clean

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Comedians and Beach Cops Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis join me at a park in Los Angeles right outside an area where all the homeless people of Los Angeles take their malnourished dumps. It stunk so bad. The flies were not as unbearable as the stench that brought them. It’s always a great time with the D&O!

We saw vapid LA morons unicycle by looking for attention any way they can get it, as is the way in Los Angeles. It’s a horrible town. And we’ve seen it turn our friends into soulless mental patients with enough money to somehow avoid being committed. 

I think we also saw the beginning of a guerilla porn shoot in the woods. That and a tremendous moment where it was all O'neill could do to stop from trying to kill a deer with the blade he keeps tucked between his balls. 

The title is a metaphor for how tenuous it is to navigate life in Hollywood without losing your humanity. Fun pod! 

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12/09 | Boston

12/16​ | San Antonio

01/14 | Cleveland 

01/21 | Phoenix

02/11 | Tampa 

02/17 | Denver 

02/27 | Vancouver

03/06 | Salt Lake City 

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The music:

Distillers - City Of Angels

Goldfinger - The City With Two Faces

Bad Religion - Los Angeles Is Burning

Death Cab For Cutie - I Can’t See Why You’d Want To Live Here

Silver Spoons Theme Song

I attended skateboarder and standup comedian Dave Chappelle’s screening of his movie at Madison Square Garden. And MAN! What a show. I really thought it was just going to be a movie screening. But why would I expect that for $100+ per ticket? No, Chappelle put on a show. Comedians, musicians, Jeff Ross. Folks!

I wish you all could’ve been there. It was a really fun night. Please make sure to watch Dave Chappelle on Netflix today. He needs the views. And also watch my special on Netflix, Double Negative. It’s not 2 specials like Dave’s, it’s a double special. 

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The Music:

Tobe Nwigwe- I'M DOPE

H.E.R ft. Daniel Caesar- Best Part

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We got a whopper! Comedian and mom Ms Pat join comedian and America’s dad Bob Saget, comedian and dad Rich Vos, comedian and father of a son who loves me more than him Robert Kelly, and fatherless multi-time abortionist, me, as they talk about what it’s like to have and raise a child. We cover such important topics as when to beat your children (Pat and I agree on this one but I probably say to do it more than she says), the hemorrhoids women get during childbirth (I am a mother in this way), and what it’s like at Ms. Pat’s house with all her lesbo and hetero kids running around. Saget and I had both been over there. I got crushed at spades by her daughter and Bob had narrowly escaped getting beaten up after being mistaken for a banker. 

This was recorded live at Skankfest South, the greatest comedy festival on the earthly planet. It is a pure expression of the joy of live comedy. Get tickets to next year’s event. I won’t be there.

Big announcement of how I beat covid during the intro. And stay tuned for the outro where I break down what a jerk Dumbledore was to Harry Potter and how much I wanted to beat on the fans at Universal Studios. 

I think this episode finally helped me figure out how to properly do a live episode of Skeptic Tank. It’s gonna be a fun, lighthearted topic, and I have to get out of the way of the other comics and just let them go off. My job on these is as a producer and I’ll just snipe away a little ala Mark Normand. 

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The Music:

Tracy Bonham - Mother Mother

2Pac - Dear Mama

Li’l Wayne - That’s All I Have

Power Source - Dear Mr Jesus

Comedian Shane Gillis and Comedian Mark Normand take a ride with me, known child abductor, further and further away from the liberal safety of Austin and closer and closer to the sexy dangers of La Grange. 

We talk about our appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast the day before as well as above ground pools, the Drake burn rap, Shane’s disgust that he’s even doing this, my terrible driving, Shane’s horrible fat fat fat body, my excellent shape for such a young man, and Mark just sits in the back and fires shots and butt trumpet songs at the front seat like a true American sniper. 

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The Music:

Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream

Foghat - Slow Ride

ZZ Top - La Grange

Pusha T - The Story of Adidon

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I talked to Comedian Anthony Devito about finding out his dad was a made guy in the mob before they found him shot many times in the trunk of a car. Also about coming to terms with his dad's violent lifestyle and how to articulate it on stage at his solo show this November 13th and Union Hall.

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Ari's Upcoming Tour Dates:

11/12 | Orlando

11/19 | Tampa

12/02​ | OKC

12/09 | Boston

12/16​ | San Antonio

01/14 | Cleveland

And now 03/06 Salt Lake City! Tickets on sale Wednesday

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