Jack found a hilarious photo of a Time Magazine cover for "Person of the Year" and the winners were the 2 clerks that beat up the thief stealing cigarettes. As Joe said, this was some "unapologetic standing up forcefully for traditional values."

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The guys ponder what the presidential duties will look like if Trump is elected and has to serve from prison. 

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That is the theme of today's show. It's time for us all to pack up and move to the Conservative States of America and the left can go to Woke-a-topia. Everything has gone off the rails. 

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Jack's sons love The Simpsons. While watching, Jack noticed that the show did something outrageous. They had an episode where the message was burn down the system because the rich are screwing us. Joe had to pick up his jaw after this one. 

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This is the most click baity click bait of life. First of all, spoiler alert, there are no 3 rules. Some of this is pretty insightful though. 

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The daily feature from Joe Getty, "Freedom Loving Quotes Of The Day!" Plus a smidge of singing from Jack. 

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It's a Friday tradition! Let's take a fond look back at the week that was, it's COW Clips of the Week!

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Joe got on the scale and had a "HOLY S***" moment. In a very relatable conversation, the guys talk about having good intentions for their diets, and then blowing it. 

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Oh how times have changed. Not too long ago, NYC Mayor Eric Adams was all for illegal immigrants seeking asylum in his sanctuary city. Now that the city has been taken over by migrants and there is no room for them, Mayor Adams has changed his tune. 

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We usually play the clip "San Francisco's crumblin" but it appears it has already crumbled. Also, you'll hear a clip of a homeless guy who is happy right where he is, enjoying the fresh air. 

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