There are reports that now loneliness is a national health crisis. Who better to fix it than the government?

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Jack had a strange experience the other day involving a stalky man doing the splits and pulling out a can of..... You'll have to listen to find out but we will say it left us with a lot of questions. 

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Is it Pakistan or Pakistahhhhn. Sopranos or Soprahhhhnos. Jack's family isn't an "either" family and we're not outfit people. 

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There is a huge controversy coming out of China. They have a "bear" at the zoo that many are saying is fake! So what say you?  Is ita bear or a dude in a bear suit?

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Jack went to the water park and noticed several young men wearing socks. At first we thought this was gross but now it somewhat makes sense. Jack also has a gripe about the drawstring holes in his "swim trunks."

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This is the phrase that Jack thinks needs to die. 

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The NY Times published a telling article about just how awful things have gotten in Portland due to the fentanyl crisis. 

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This Hunter Biden situation is getting spicy. Joe Biden is lying. Also, Jack made the point that we're not talking about hundreds of thousands of dollars, we're talking about MILLIONS. 

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People are so wrapped up in liberal politics and hysteria that they're having a negative impact on their sex lives. 

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That's right, Dylan Mulvaney is the highest paid feminist speaker in the country, charging $40,000 per speaking engagement. Highest paid female CEO? Also a former dude... 

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