The boys are back finally and looking forward in this brand new episode. We find who John thinks should be the next manager in quickfire john and we discuss the best and worst 11s in Arsene's 22 years. Then in our bullseye themed quiz it's 'look at what we could have won' looking back on the signings Arsene didn't make (and I didn't mention Phillipe Cocu once - even though he was the missing piece when Petit left). There is also some news about the this summer's world cup and Our Lotski at the World Cup 2018. Thanks for all the support from our listeners - it may be late but we are glad to be back.

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We find out what the show is like when Matt doesn't save the script on his computer. Thanks for your messages of support this week. John is in Scotland so lots to look forward to and I wonder if they have the Yorkshire Pudding Burrito in Aldi yet?

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We find out what the show is like when Matt doesn't save the script on his computer.

It's been a few weeks since we released an episode and this one is a cracker. Recorded during the Norwich game - we continue our new feature Judge John and discuss the away games against Belgrade and Everton.

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Recorded during the Norwich game we continue with the new feature 'Judge John'

Suggest you watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjLy-VlYxN8 before this episode to recognise the true comedy genius of John. We introduce a new feature - Judge John - where John presides over a case each week. This week - Is Mesut Ozil any good? We discuss the farce at Watford and cheer eachother up with sandwich ideas with the bread replaced with meat.

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This week we learn what waxing the dolphin means and why it affected Paul Merson's performance for England. Stuart has an issue with Alexis Sanchez and on Quickfire John we find out if John is a Winterburn or Dixon man.

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The boys from Block 5 at the Emirates discuss the relative value of mash compared to chips and how it is a sign of a good restaurant. Oh - and there was West Brom and the league cup to discuss.

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More quickfire John this week as we delve into the mind of the Rube. Spunky Nigel is in Wigan for some reason and someone gets 100 per cent in the Match of the Day Quiz! We discuss the Cologne and Chelsea games

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With a win under our belts, the 'f' count goes down dramatically this week and we are in a quickfire mood with a new feature 'Quickfire John'. We find out some wild facts in the Match of the Day Quiz including a particular one about a certain Sylvester Stallone! Enjoy.

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