Artemis Fowl is many things: a character, a book, a best-selling children's series, a long resident of development hell and a massive investment in a potential franchise. But as a film, it basically doesn’t exist.

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CLIPS USED: 

Artemis Fowl (dir. Kenneth Branagh, 2020)

Artemis Fowl Teaser Trailer & Deleted Scenes

Sir Kenneth Branagh interviewed by Simon Mayo

D23 Official Podcast: Behind the Magic of Artemis Fowl With Director Kenneth Branagh

The Art of Racing In The Rain Trailer

MUSIC

“Loopster”, “Crypto”, “Groove Grove”, “Shadowlands 1 - Horizon”, “Vibe Ace”, “Waltz Tchaikovsky Op. 40”, “Bicycle”, “Synapse”, “Cut Trance”, “Backed Vibes Clean”, “Floating Cities”, “The Path of the Goblin King”, “Path of the Goblin King v2”, “Bossa Antigua”, “Marty Gots A Plan”, “The Chamber”, “Screen Saver”, “Divertissement”, “Morgana Rides”, “Black Vortex”, “Lost Frontier”, “Unanswered”,  “Enter the Maze”, “Oppressive Gloom”, “I Can Feel It Coming” & “Ever Mindful”

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 

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“Suspended Animation”  by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com