Submitted for the approval of The Midnight Society: Are You Afraid of the Dark? Know what we're afraid of? Kids starting fires in the woods by themselves and guest appearances by the likes of Gilbert Gottfried and Ryan Damn Gosling. Snuggle up in your flannel, hide behind your crimped hair...it's the final Halloween Ep of AAA! 

Yes, children. Gather 'round the telly and watch as the Grand High Witch takes off her actual face. Don't worry, it's just Jim Henson puppetry/prosthetics. You're 5 years old. Get over yourself. Oh! And we're depending on a MOUSE to save the day. EVERYTHING'S FINE. 

Remember that time that Baby Frodo and drugs saved the day? This classic, grungy, 90's Sci-Fi thriller made us afraid of our teachers, each other and hanging out underneath the bleachers. 

The Sanderson Sisters are BACK! And they've HAUNTED our podcast! That last recording wasn't right - THIS ONE IS! Oops! Looks like those old witches hate technology as much as these two witches do. Happy Halloween!!! 

It's Cher's world. We're just living in it. In 1995, Cher Horowitz showed us how to dress, how talk, how to be a good friend and how to negotiate with our teachers for a lower grade and when THAT doesn't pan out, how to make our teacher fall in love and give EVERYONE A's!!! No? Just us? Okay. Does she fall in love with her step brother? Yes. Does she have flawless hair the whole time? Also, yes. 

Welcome to Season 2 of As An Adult! This week we take a look at summer camp and Nickelodeon's Salute Your Shorts.

Why is Ug the only adult on camp?

What kind of conditioner does Budnick use? 

Did they get it right...or pay the price?

All these questions and more answered on this week's episode. Grab your bug juice and a chicken puck and settle in for the show! 

This week, Steve Martin helps us with our math anxiety. If you want to buy 24 hot dogs in packages of 8, how many packages of 12 buns will you need? Is it easier to take out 4 buns from 3 packs of 12 and end up in jail? Maybe. Or if you're married to Diane Keaton, maybe you don't really need to worry about the fall out fall your lunatic behavior. Happy Father's Day! 

Who DIDN'T want a friend to climb in their window and have their parents be TOTALLY COOL WITH IT??? And we agree, FergBreath was the WORST. Also, Clarissa's fashion, her room, her snarky tomboy attitude, all of it: #90sGoals. WE STAN CLARISSA! (Am I using that right? I'm, 1,000 years old) 

It's called "Chip 'n Dale" but we all know who the real hero is, the glue that holds this gang together, sometimes literally: Gadget. Homegirl wears goggles, rocks a lavender jumpsuit, and fixes EVERYTHING. #MouseWomenInSTEM. Also - we think we've found the root of our love (obsession?) with chee*ee*ee*eese...Monterey Jack. Love of cheese? Check. Turtle neck and snazzy blazer? Check. No pants? DOUBLE CHECK. #WeAreMonty 

When you're undead, you should...JUST READ THE MANUAL. Barb and Adam are in a world of trouble when a family from New York moves into their house. It's hard to evict squatters when you're a ghost. Lessons learned: Delia Deetz is proto-Moira Rose and apparently, dogs can get away with murder.