The final episode of the first season of As I Remember It! Patrick Decides it's time to discuss the Star Wars Holiday Special! Ryan wants to die.

Ryan is sick, but does his best in this week's episode where you're treated to a joyous compilation of furry and Star Wars content. It's pretty par for the course. Padme is a monster, part of Rudolf is live action, and there was click-bate even in the 1950's. Also, according to Patrick, elves live on teeth.

Patrick tries to pull a fast one on Ryan. Ryan isn't having it.

Ryan recounts Snowpiercer, the hit movie with a man who steals coats. Starring Captain America, an Irish man, and John hurt. Patrick DERAILS the episode with some fun facts about Walt Disney not being dead.

Patrick retells the Bridget Jones's Diary, which is absolutely a Christmas movie. Ryan has his doubts

In this gold mine of an episode Ryan and Patrick try to make a dick shape out of audio spikes in this quality content. Also, Ryan never watched the movie Patrick was going to ask him about, so they have to improvise. It’s... Kinky.

Patrick talks about Disney's Enchanted, and Ryan thinks he might actually like the movie?

Welcome to the accidental, impromptu episode that thought it was going to be banter but wasn’t! Patrick spoils the entire movie in the first 10 minutes and Ryan has to try and fake him out.

Ryan asked Patrick to tell him the story of Darth Maul, but he didn't expect Patrick to cry about it.

Ryan Mourns the end of the Halloween Season. Patrick celebrates the unending Halloween franchise!