#HostersBain Haiku: Oh Tansy, my dear Lord Hoster is so sorry But what the fuck for Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. […]

#SansaSympathizer Haiku: She’s so excited She’ll marry her Florian Oh no no…not him Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we […]

#WhatTheQuaitheAreYourDoing Haiku: Just buying some slaves You know…like we always do Oh shit! Dracarys! Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week […]

#DoThatThingYouDo Haiku: A sweet night alone Thunder down her under…wear The Lord’s kiss…Ohhhhh Myyyyy Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week […]

#EverywhereTheWar Haiku: A fiery dungeon The red witch wants some Davos Well, at least his D Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. […]

#HowIMetYourMother Haiku: A fiery she-wolf A maiden with laughing eyes Two love stories born Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week […]

#8000Narwhals Haiku: Westerosi whore Oh…the pillar and the stones But those poor doggies Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we […]

#HighOnTheMountainTop Haiku: Be brave little girl Where the fuck is Lord Beric Ha! Limp-fished edmure Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This […]

#CantWeAllJustGetAlong Haiku: Just a calm horse ride damn…Brienne is fucking dense R I P Cletus Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This […]

#KarstarksKurse Haiku: Poor poor Lord Karstark Three axe chops to Ricky’s head Thanks Catelyn Tully Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This […]