We apologize for the sub-par audio quality on this episode – something is funky with our mixer, and Maester needs to order a new cord or something from Amazon…so hopefully it will be taken care of within the next week of so!   #TooShort Haiku: Arya and the Hound And a flooded river too Very […]

Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we are celebrating our 2 year podiversary – and we are spending this extra bonus episode […]

#Heir Haiku: Enough with the rain Lord Frey is waiting dammit Wait…what…King Jon Snow? Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we are […]

#Dream Haiku: Free of the goat but The bear and the maiden fair Bring him to honor Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This […]

#RobertsRebellion Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. Important Note – We swear and we will spoil the hell of the books and the TV […]

#Wylla Haiku: Pay attention readers George gives us Jon’s mom right here And Wylla means wife Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week […]

#TheQueensNewD(aario) Haiku: Oh sweet, Daario What a handsome…um, brave man Bring me his penis Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we are […]

#ThorsHammer Haiku: A wildling necktie Bad ass chica kissed by fire Who let the wolves out Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week […]

NOTE: We falsely say that the Wall is 700M long…it is 300 miles instead – we know, we know. Anyway – this throws off all our calculations to size of the Gift…but, it is still HUGE (about half of what we figured – which is still enormous).   #UnforgivableCurses Haiku: Hodor Hodor Ho… Shit…that knocked […]

#ASerForSure Haiku: Lust for blood and steel Rise a Ser man of the hill Let fire consume you Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. […]