Andy is back and had more breakfast bagels than Natural Lights for this episode of the pod. The boys run through the Lamar Jackson drama and why no NFL team wants to take a shot on him. Scrode and Andy attended Black Jacket Symphony’s rendition of Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumors”, and discuss the strangest Uber ride of their lives.

The boys recap the NHL trade deadline and the ramifications. How absurdly far does Scrode think the New Jersey Devils will do in the playoffs and who is the second team to beat in the East? Andy invites some new friends to the podcast, including fictional humans Homer Mahomes, Punch McGirt, the greatest hockey player on the planet currently, Connor McGregor, and Meth Shark. Andy fell out of the car before this episode. It's a wild one!

The boys interview Drizzel from Jim Rome fame. How do Mahomes' career numbers stack up currently against Hall of Famers already enshrined, say Troy Aikman? To finish the episode, the boys talk NHL trade deadline rumors. Will Timo Meirer be a Devil? Finally, Andy's wish is finally granted and the boys talk about all things grass (artificial AND real!).

It is an empty booth this week, as C Dangle continues to fight Shakira’s legal battles while Schawe is frosting cupcakes in Boner Springs, Kansas. Andy and Scrode breakdown the Super Bowl and all of the betting angles, so join us in making money this Sunday!

The Asscasters return with 1 Schawe and 0 Carlos, recapping the NFL Championship weekend and how disgusting Russell Wilson is. “To Catch a Predator”’s Chris Hanson joins the show to discuss Subway sandwiches, belly dancers, and Sean Payton. Scrode thanks the gods he doesn’t believe in for Kellen Moore being fired and that the Scottsdale Community College legend Mike McCarthy will be resuming play calling duties.

The boys are all back in the studio for this edition of the Asscast, as Scrode confronts the Dallas Cowboys quagmire and Dak Prescott's updated Facebook relationship status. The boys discuss the NFL Playoffs and if Slim Burrow will take down Mahomes in Arrowhead this weekend. Bill Cosby makes his comeback appearance to discuss sleepy chicken, Camille, and Temple football.

Two of the Asscasters beg Tom Brady to retire, as his #1 fan wishes for his continual suffering and punishment from NFL defenses. The boys also discuss the future locations of Lamar Jackson, TB12, Aaron Rodgers, Jimmy G and more. The boys also rank the remaining playoff quarterbacks. Closing the show out, Schawe and T.J. discuss changes to the NHL All Star Game.

The College Football Championship has been decided and this Asscast will work as hard as the TCU defense to give you cutting edge insight on this episode. The boys, without Carlos (Heavy Petting Seminar), disparage more college football programs, specifically #BigBlue. Getting into the more professional football, the boys discuss Wild Card Weekend and who is the second best team in the NFC. To wrap up the episode, the boys talk about injury-colored penises, Schawe’s betting habits, Sean McVay, and Bernedoodles.

The Asscasters are back from the holidays and are ready with the stories. Andy and Carlos visited the Vegas where Andy found a new way to puke, considering the hotel's hard floors. Carlos encountered a racist, juggling cab driver while on The Strip and was been completely okay with it 🤷🏼‍♂️. The boys discuss the World Cup, the Berhalter vs. Reyna feud, and TCU's rise to the College Football Playoff Championship.

Our thoughts are with Damar Hamlin, his family, and the Buffalo and Cincinnati organizations.

The boys are currently arguing over games of Monopoly with their families for the holidays. Take a ride back through the first 6 months of the Asscasters podcast, with our favorite Puddin’ Pops, Piss Puddles, Megladons, hangovers, and some sports coverage.