Asscasters Podcast

C Dangle is back to talk all things Patroits, World Cup, and van Gogh as Schawe is off frosting his father’s cake. Meow! The boys recap the week in college football, with Alabama losing and Colorado…. winning?!?! Accompanying the college coverage, the boys pick low hanging fruit and dive into Stranger Dangeruss Wilson down-right weirdness. Which division is better, AFC East or NFC East? Finally, Grandpa Scrode ponders why ALDS games are so early in the evening?

Schawe gives his honest, fan opinion on his Sooners football season and where Norman goes from here. Sharon makes her World Famous "Mummy Dogs" (also known as jaundice ghosts) for the boys and meat sweats ensue. Old Top makes his outside choice for Josh McDaniels' replacement before the boys discuss the beginning of the NHL season. The Asscasters bring the show home with their outlooks for the Devils, Knights, and Avalanche.

It has been a rough week for OU fans and Patriots fans, so that means Carlos is home, under the covers with a bottle of Tito’s. The boys cover the normal sports, while Sharon joins the show for her first sit down, talking all things Tom & Gisele and a game of “Who’s Hotter?” (Tony Gonzales vs. Travis Kelce). The show devolves into anarchy as the trio talks all things Fish Cheatin’, Brett Favre, and Fishnet Condoms.”

The boys are apart, but are they ever not together???? KU season ticket holder and part-time Asscaster, Ryan, gives his takes on KU football and stepping through rivers off piss at Memorial Stadium (I think that's the name. Is it even listen on Google Maps?) Schawe's boujie ass calls in from Mexico and talks about how cool his dad's pinball machines are. The boys eventually talk NFL football and which teams are for real or not. The boys give their bets for the NFL weekend as well.

The boys talk crap on Nebraska football again while acknowledging the the greatest that is taking place in Lawrence, Kansas. Will Bieniemy leave Kansas City to resurrect the Colorado program? We hope not.

The boys finish the pod by recapping the exciting week 2 NFL action, touching on Jimmy G, Trey Lance's ankle, and Brett Farve being the worsest person in the world. Dog Water Burger of Clearwater, Florida gets a shout out.

The boys are short handed this week as C Dangle is out saving Shakira from certain jail time and Schawe leaves midway through the pod to teach cake frosting to the geriatrics. The boys comb through NFL over/unders and even discuss the resurgence of KU Football!

The boys discuss Week 1 of the NFL schedule and give their best bets for the whole slate of weekend games. How good is Jimmy G? C Dangle makes the outlandish claim that JG is a top 20 quarterback. Schawe leaves after 15 minutes to teach a cake frosting class to middle-aged women, while the rest of the boys recap Week 1 in college football, including coverage over Notre Dame, Ohio State, West Virginia, Georgia, Oregon, USC, and the eventual national title winner - KU.

In episode 11, the boys cover the beginning of the NFL and Fantasy Football season. College Football Week 0 - Week 1 bets are discussed along with how bad Kedon Slovis is at quarterback. The boys wrap up the show by talking about Penn St. quarterback, Sean Clifford, pooping himself during the game and they're adventure down to the new Sports Book.

The boys talk college football while watching Nebraska blow their season opener vs. Northwestern. Schaweezy recaps his weekend at the cake frosting convention (hockey tournament). The boys get into some fantasy football before their own draft and rank players at each position. Finishing the podcast, the boys recap the new episodes of Beavis and Butthead as well as the National Mullet Championships (Congrats, Elliot). Eat all of the corn and none of the dessert.

C Dangle and Schaweezy have commitment issues and are out of state. Andy and Scrode hold the fort down to discuss college football over/unders and the horrid state of Colorado Buffs Football. The boys trim up the pod by going on a deep-dive of the National Mullet Championships