Asscasters Podcast

The College Football Championship has been decided and this Asscast will work as hard as the TCU defense to give you cutting edge insight on this episode. The boys, without Carlos (Heavy Petting Seminar), disparage more college football programs, specifically #BigBlue. Getting into the more professional football, the boys discuss Wild Card Weekend and who is the second best team in the NFC. To wrap up the episode, the boys talk about injury-colored penises, Schawe’s betting habits, Sean McVay, and Bernedoodles.

The Asscasters are back from the holidays and are ready with the stories. Andy and Carlos visited the Vegas where Andy found a new way to puke, considering the hotel's hard floors. Carlos encountered a racist, juggling cab driver while on The Strip and was been completely okay with it 🤷🏼‍♂️. The boys discuss the World Cup, the Berhalter vs. Reyna feud, and TCU's rise to the College Football Playoff Championship.

Our thoughts are with Damar Hamlin, his family, and the Buffalo and Cincinnati organizations.

The boys are currently arguing over games of Monopoly with their families for the holidays. Take a ride back through the first 6 months of the Asscasters podcast, with our favorite Puddin’ Pops, Piss Puddles, Megladons, hangovers, and some sports coverage.

The boys mourn the loss of our dear friend, Coach Leach and talk about where Miss St. goes from here. The boys give their betting picks for most of the bowls and T.J. decides to give bowl games fake names (play the game on Twitter, kids). How good is Jalen Hurts and the Eagles? How bad was the Cowboy’s win? How does Carlos really feel about Argentinian soccer/futbol? All that and Andy’s questionable bathing practices before the big trip!

The College Football Playoff is all set and the World Cup is in the knockout stages. Life could not be better and work performances could not be lower for the boys. The morons talk PRIME TIME in Boulder (the story Schawe broke, ESPN), does Matt Stafford deserve his current fate after extreme douche baggery, and how will Andy to get to work now that his car is stolen?

“On a calm Tuesday in November, the United States of America advanced to the knockout round of the World Cup. Meanwhile, Carlos drank Natural Light, smoked 3-Chi dabs, and made ridiculous sports comments. The fellas come in hot and bothered on this episode of the pod, as the they discuss Rivalry Week in College Football, Nebraska hires more failures, and touch on the Chiefs being the betting favorite to win the Super Bowl. Grab your sweetie, pop a few 3 CHI gummies, and listen to another off-the-rails episode.

“White people, season your chicken!”

The boys get weird in this one, discussing little to no things sports and everything "penis identification technology" and the happenings down on Andy's farm. Aside from the silly, the Asscasters give LSU some credit for winning the SEC West. To more upbeat news, the Bills Mafia falls to fifth in the AFC and the Vikings are FO REAL! Jeff "Any Given" Sabado gets the job down against the franchise who can't afford to fire Josh McDaniels. Bringing the pod to a close, the boys discuss how bad the 72' Dolphins really are and why Ronaldo is livid with Ten Hag.

On this extra sloppy pod, the boys respond to the Indianapolis Colts firing Frank Reich and hiring of TV heartthrob, Jeff Saturday. Josh McDaniels pays the extra $15 for seat warmers in his BMW and will probably be the OC of the Patriots in coming weeks (C Dangle). The boys then address UGA being the clear cut favorite to win the College Football Playoff and will TCU stay in the fourth seed going forward. To close the podcast, Schawe pays tribute to Peter McNabb and the boys discuss the Colorado Avalanche, Vegas Golden Knights, and the hapless New Jersey Devils.

The whole gang is in the studio this week to touch back in with the NFL, NHL, and NCAA. The boys consider betting values in the NFC South and touch on San Francisco's new horse, CMC. The boys give their initial thoughts on the first CFP Ranks, highlighting the possibility of a play off with 3 SEC teams. C Dangle gives his expertise on Brody Brodeur, the fuck boy, and whether or not an Original Six NHL team still exists. Crazy Sharon stops by two report she ate her 3CHI chocolates. Coach Mike Leach drops from candy knowledge on us, as he elaborates on cutting edge "candy innovation".

World Cup Season is here! We devote our whole podcast to previewing the World Cup, who we each like to win the whole thing, and betting favorites to advance from each group. C Dangle and Andy hitch their wagons to England and Brazil, respectively, where Scrotum stays with the hometown team - BELGIUM! All that, Andy loses his CDs in customs, and more! Scrotum is also traumatized by Thierry Henry’s handball.