To bidet, or not to bidet? That is the question— Whether ’tis nobler in the hinder to suffer The toilet paper's outrageous prices, Or to put rears against a stream of water, And, by opposing, wash them? In This Episode:

• Erin and Weer’d discuss bidets and their utility, both in general use and also in the face of another toilet paper shortage;
• we also cover more lies from the anti-gunners and an anti-gun Santa Claus ruining Christmas for a young boy;
• David talks about the history and pronunciation of the M1 Carbine;
• and the ACP House Dick Steve talks about integrity, as a private investigator in specific and as a business owner in general.

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Show Notes

Main Topic:

• Product Review: the Luxe Bidet Neo 120
• Weer’d World: Why Must They Always Lie?
• Mall Santa Makes Kid Cry After Telling Him “No Guns… Not Even A Nerf Gun”
• Hussy’s General Store
• Death as Santa in Hogfather

Gun Lovers and Other Strangers:

• Carbine Williams (1952)
• Winchester Model 1905
• Forgotten Weapons - M1 Carbine: A Whole New Class of Weapon
• Lucky Gunner - Why I Really Like The M1 Carbine
• Lucky Gunner - .30 Carbine Ammo Testing
• Auto Ordnance M1 Carbine
• Inland Manufacturing M1 Carbine
• CMP M1 Carbine
• The Carbine Club
• U.S. M1 Carbines, Wartime Production, 8th Edition
• The M1 carbine owner's guide
• War Baby! The U.S. Caliber .30 Carbine, Vol. 1
• War Baby! The U.S. Caliber .30 Carbine, Vol. 2
• War Baby III : The US Carbine into the 21st Century
• Gun Parts Corporation
• Brownells
• "Carbine" (why you pronounce it the way you do)