Astronomica

Stardaddy Stan demands your praise for his epic combat. Absolutely do not remind him that he had to keep asking us how many cyber ninjas were left, that's just a normal DM question.

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

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Combat kicks off as Team Meatbag attempts to abduct one Grant Holiday. 

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight west Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com.  Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to [email protected] and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!

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This week the crew hits the floating Aegean island city running with a whole bunch of super duper tactical heist shit. They might even resemble competent professionals in this episode, which is great because if I know anything about Team Meatbag, it's that they're about to pull off a 100% flawless mission with absolutely no unexpected and near catastrophic failures.

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight west Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com.  Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to [email protected] and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!

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It's time to plan a combination sting-heist, y'all! This week Team Meatbag puts on their professional pants and plots out a 100% genuine, guaranteed no complications plan to kidnap a member of the Cho Foundation. Why are you making that face? They're good at this, there's no way this plan can fail.

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight west Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com.  Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to [email protected] and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!

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This bonus episode includes all the information you need to know about attending our annual weekend of gaming and community aka Nerd Camp aka Astronomi-Camp. Special shout out to the community members who graciously provided testimonials and words of wisdom from years past.

This explainer was recorded in 2026, so be aware that some details may change as needed for future years. For the most up to date information on this year's event, please join our Discord and visit the "Nerd Camp" channel. The link to our Discord is found along with registration and event donation links at our website Astronomicapodcast.com

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Team Meatbag heads to Skullpants' I Fuckin' Love This Bar and Grill for a night on the town plus a little visit with the head pirate himself. 

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight west Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com.  Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to [email protected] and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!

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Team Meatbag returns to the Rhinegold Cluster for a few months to spruce up the TBD and check in with their various interests and side projects.

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight west Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com.  Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to [email protected] and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!

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It's the exciting conclusion to the Invasion of the Crab People! Special shout out to our buds at 7th Star to the Right and Dark Star Adventurecast once again for the last episode of the first (question mark) ever SWN Podcast Round Up!

Cast List

• Astrumpater: Chris
• Brutus Novus: Colin
• Bonus Maximus: Josh from High Tech Low Life 
• Cato Tideosis Eclectis XII: Kirsten from 7th Star to the Right
• Rufus Tenex: Jeff from Darkstar Adventurecast
• Scipio Buterum Arakis: Geoff

If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight west Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com.  Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to [email protected] and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!

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The adventures of Brutus Novus continue as our erstwhile hero and his current band of randos get down to the serious business of rest and relaxation. But is the beautiful White Novus resort all it's cracked up to be? Find out this week on Astronomica!

Cast List

• Astrumpater: Chris
• Brutus Novus: Colin
• Bonus Maximus: Josh from High Tech Low Life 
• Cato Tideosis Eclectis XII: Kirsten from 7th Star to the Right
• Rufus Tenex: Jeff from Darkstar Adventurecast
• Scipio Buterum Arakis: Geoff

If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight west Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com.  Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to [email protected] and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!

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This week kicks off our contribution to the SWN Triple Podcast Roundup! You can check out the other excellent shows from 7th Star to the Right and Dark Star Adventurecast for this very cool and definitely super awesome cross over event!

Our very own Chris has cooked up another chapter in the epic adventures of Brutus Novus, Space Patrol captain, and his various companions. With a successful legal battle out of the way, Brutus calls up his old buddy Bonus Maximus for a bit of R&R on the pleasure planet Herculaneum. Joined by a young lawyer with a dangerous secret, a grav race pilot who will do literally anything but go to therapy, and a Space Patrol lieutenant armed only with a clipboard and the will to party like it's 2399, Brutus and Bonus tackle their most difficult venture to date: just be cool, man.

Cast List

• Astrumpater: Chris
• Brutus Novus: Colin
• Bonus Maximus: Josh from High Tech Low Life 
• Cato Tideosis Eclectis XII: Kirsten from 7th Star to the Right
• Rufus Tenex: Jeff from Darkstar Adventurecast
• Scipio Buterum Arakis: Geoff

If you enjoy the mildly unhinged antics of Stardaddy and his band of merry madpersons, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. New episodes hit the feed at midnight west Tennessee time every Wednesday. Want even more from Team Meatbag? Check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com.  Here you'll find links to all of our social media plus an open invite to our Discord server. Questions, comments, or details on how exactly Connect works? Email them to [email protected] and we'll definitely get back to you sometime this month. And finally, if you just absolutely love us and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can find us at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!

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