Welcome to At Least There's a Dog, the podcast where we recognize when characters on Enterprise get killed off, even though no one on the show does.  We actually rather liked this episode.  Sure, Star Trek has done the scary future thing before, but they did it rather well here.  Also, can T'Pol keep wearing a real uniform from now on?

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We decided to try the Friends episode title convention.  It was hard to decide which of the many titles which uniquely describe this episode to use.  The One Where Scott Bakula Over-Acts.  The One Where the Guest Star Steals the Show.  The One Where Travis Mayweather May or May Not Even Be There.  So hard to choose.

Anyway, something something kemocite, infiltration, Xindi, light treason, et cetera.

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An alien telepath is convinced that Hoshi Sato can learn to love a beast.  It's a very pretty episode, but alas, there is nothing there that wasn't there before.  (Also, Archer can't shoot.)

Even more also, our first fan art!  Thanks to the very talented Ennis Jackson!

https://twitter.com/drowsydraws/status/1372687015301554176

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Zombies.  Vulcan zombies.  That about sums it up.  That, plus the eternal question of "why, when you need an Ace Pilot for a Very Difficult Flight, did you put Travis on...the transporter?"

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Welcome to another episode of Jonathan Archer Makes Bad Decisions in the Delphic Expanse.  Unfortunately, this time, his actions have consequences, and Ensign Hoshi Sato pays the ultimate price.  Archer lets a dangerous infiltrator on board, and no one can resist her wiles, except for Malcom Reed.  He cannot be seduced by anyone, though he'd sleep with a photon torpedo in a heartbeat.  We also learn fun things about Mandy's thesis committee.

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Portions of Requiem in D Minor by W. A. Mozart

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Did you watch any of the other (many) Star Trek episodes that dealt with DNA mutation and say "Gee golly, I wish I could have more episodes like that"?  If so, please leave your position as a writer for Star Trek.  Yup, this one was pretty darned terrible.  And not even in the fun kind of way!  At least we get to rag on Archer some more.

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Enterprise continues down its darker path, and disagreement breaks out among the show's hosts.  A lot of things happened this episode, but, most importantly, Porthos is back!  Our sincerest apologies to our one Bulgarian listener.  You'll see what we mean.

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Finally, on to season three!  Welcome to the Delphic Expanse, where you can't count on anything.  Except that Archer will do dumb things, Mayweather will be underutilized, and T'Pol will be over-sexualized.  Theme music changed a little, though.  Don't worry, it was actually a pretty good episode.

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Season two sure was a season.  Our theories about the Chef have evolved, Hoshi joins Travis for some meteorological fun, and we go over our top and bottom episodes.  Come celebrate the second season with our second longest episode so far.  See you in season 3!

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We watch the season 2 finale, and, ummmm.... one might say it was safe, and conventional, and not a departure from the show's established patterns.  But then one would be wrong.

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