And Malcolm Reed's face, when he gets to destroy a decoy buoy, is the picker-upper.  But that's pretty much the highlight.  Otherwise, it is your tired old "T'Pol wears less things, Archer gets kidnapped" story.  Dumb episode to start 2021 with, but we have fun roasting it.

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Welcome to our 50th episode!  Enterprise celebrates the 50th episode by taking a stroll down memory lane, remembering when Starfleet was basically The Right Stuff, and, more importantly, how Captain Archer and "Trip" Tucker met and became bros.  We celebrate by doing what we usually do.

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Between the sweet dreams of dogs, we discuss the problems Star Trek has created for itself by refusing to let sleeping Borg lie.  As for the episode, it actually wasn't that bad, when taken out of context, although someone on the production staff has some explaining to do.

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The NX-01 has a fun first contact which turns into one of the best, and also most emotionally devastating, episodes of the show so far.  We spend a LONG time discussing ethical dilemmas, and a little time discussing stellar classification.  Also, how Malcolm Reed will never be able to go back to romance more than ten feet from high powered weaponry.

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A lovely episode about spelunking safety, medical ethics, and generations-long grudges.  We tried for a while to come up with a pun relating to breaches, caves, rocks, or the Hippocratic Oath, but couldn't.  At least, we couldn't come up with one that would do no harm.

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Welcome to our Special Thanksgiving Episode, which, by pure coincidence (we did not plan this) is about going home to see family.  Also, puzzlingly, about T'Pol watching Frankenstein.  So, gather up your turkey and mashed potato nutri-paks, get comfy in your favorite low-gravity spot, and enjoy this holiday special.

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Did you enjoy Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country?  So did we!  And so we enjoyed this lower-budget sequel/prequel/SD-remaster of it.

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We learn important and shocking facts about Malcolm Reed's gender, and about how disrobing can improve mating efficiency.  Also, there's a possible genocide.  Oof.  This episode was bad.

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Some surprise guests call in to our show, taking it in a bold new direction which we don't intend to make a recurring thing.  On the TV show, Archer pilots an alien vessel, pretends to be a smuggler, and gets arrested for smuggling, but maybe not in the order you might expect!  Also, Trip discovers the anti-Malcolm: a person who is cheerful in rough situations, and who talks about his past literally all the time.  Unsurprisingly, this person is not to Trip's liking.

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Enterprise goes more timey-wimey than usual when they find a bigger-on-the-inside spaceship.  Turns out both the Suliban and Tholians want it, but, for some reason, the Tholians don't make a web.  Why not?  Webs are... like... THEIR THING!

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