At the End of the Internet

“It’s like Primer but with more reverse bear traps.”

In an excessively long and pointed episode, we take on true love, what constitutes a large “weapon”, the efficacy of the poison arrow throw, and 2nd amendment rights. Strap on your strap-ons and join us for a look into the dreamy and the macabre. 

The dynamic duo turn their gaze upwards.  No that’s not a bird, it’s not a plane, it’s… fire.  We talk about the best way to cut a cow in half, what movies scarred us for life, alien deadbeat slobs, and, most importantly, legalizing the universe.  The next time you see a bright light flash across the sky, remember that’s not stardust it’s an alien burning one.

You know that thing where you pay for one and get two! BOGO! We are here for you. We’re giving you one film for free and the second for… free. The best titled film ever created. Hell the best film(s) ever created? One a masterpiece, another a lost masterpiece. John Williams eat your fucking heart out, you can’t top this score. Savini, you can’t top this gore! But, listeners, I bet you want some more. So we’ve got not one, but two films to shake you to your core.

The dynamic duo covers Mike Flanagan’s Absentia.  Terrifying tunnels, aerobic base training, eating [redacted], it’s all here!  Join us as we delve into the origin story of one of today’s most talented horror directors. 

Here it is.  What you’ve all been waiting for.  The greatest film ever made.  We’re here to take you by the hand and walk you through it all.  We’ll laugh, we’ll cry, we’ll get unusually turned on by our sponsors (if only Kafka could hear us now).  You know, they say possession is 9/10 of the law, and we are here to tell you: a whole octopus is probably a lot cheaper than a subscription to the Spice channel.  I can’t summarize this movie, but if you want to see Dr. Alan Grant kill someone by gagging himself with a feather, take a seat by the fire. 

Come with us on a little trip. See the sights. Hear the sounds. Support local business. Let yourself be overcome by Slausen’s Lost Oasis! There’s life-like mannequins! There’s a split-personality, telekinetic, wife murdering, brother murdering, all around sweet guy! There’s skinny-dipping without the skinny or the dipping! There’s plaster death! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out… or else…

Oh gosh. Mother’s milk to feed a village. Soup ladles up the ass (only for pleasure though). A town at the edge of reality. Sex with gender-shifting friends. Half man, half ox, all tongue. A discussion on the decline in hospitality. And finally… A remake starring Nic Cage, birthing Nic Cage.

Spooky Time takes on one of the horror greats in Jean Rollin’s The Living Dead Girl. We talk about true friendship (letting a pal chow down on you like a plate of ribs), politics (Brett Kavanaugh’s bourbon ham sandwich), our alternative porno podcast (At the End of the Hole), and how working within constraints can unlock your true potential. Join us!

Giallo!!! Join us as we discuss one of the most underrated horror films. Why are the windows laughing? Why?! The crew takes on women in priesthood, the best way to cook rat, the quick way to lose a friend (rat related), the only way to have sex in Italy, and the age old question: was that boob a real boob?