Atlas Balked

Atlas Balked Episode 14: Racing Giraffes in Business Suits.YIn this episode we talk about Happy Father’s Day, the no drama week, do Elden and Dusty listen or not, Mikey finally wasting points, Rizzo having high HQ, Joe is so very lucky, swinging as a way to stay limber, being bandied about as trade bait, something weird in baseball, Gregg is a Bellinger-like leader, the playoffs - RIGHT NOW!, Jack’s game within the game, clothespins, audio easter eggs for Joe, no-one should be conceding yet, un-American effort, the worst interview format ever, Joe not deserving some wins, the leading manager of the year for the Juiceless league, when do you sacrifice your season for a chance to fly a flag, not knowing who Lennon and McCartney are, Gregg declaring his commitment to team Edward and having footraces against giraffes dressed in business suits. Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

Are you a McCartney or Lennon fan (post Beatles) and why Tim is like Steinbrenner.

Atlas Balked Episode 13: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner. In this episode we talk about why Jack should be worried, why Jack shouldn’t be worried, that slacker trout, why baseball isn’t football, if the Judge be stopped, feeling bad for Yankees fans, defensive trading, Chris’ love of young guys, land of misfit Rays, chicken dinner, Wade hanging at the deli counter, Charlie Brown’s parents, why Tim is like Steinbrenner, Jack and Tim’s amicable divorce, and McCartney vs. Lennon. Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

Atlas Balked Episode 12: Most Likely To Get Shot. In this episode we talk about why Jack and Joe are d***s, Pop's team explodes, tough losses, stealing wins, Christmas games, McGuire division battles, interviewing L.J. (owner of the Funkin' Punks), Derek Jeter is basically a legend, live trading(!), president of the PTA, new types of statistics,  vampire power, why no one would bet on us as kids, mad whiffle ball skills, Pujolium, juiced ball conspiracy, four-finger bird, laundering mascot costumes.    Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked “Solid Country Gold” - Shooter Jennings“Sometimes" - Duke Garwood“Thats How I Got To Memphis ” - Whitey Morgan and the 78's“Way Over Yonder in the Minor Key” - Wilco & Billy Bragg“Tell Mother I’ll Meet Her” - Norman and Nancy Blake Download Link

Pop's team explodes and LJ joins us for guest appearance!

We talk about why it's not always sunny in Philadelphia and are joined by Zander Kean, an actual sports broadcasting professional!

Atlas Balked Episode 11: An Epic Collision of Hair. In this episode we talk about why it's not always sunny in Philadelphia, the merits of having an Uber account, is Mikey’s team gettable (?) Christmas morning for Jack, Gregg's first move as a billionaire, Zander’s in the Biz, The U vs. the ‘Cuse, play by play duos hating each other, interviewing Trout, the McGuire division is now seriously in play, 500 yard beer can shots, Posey is a p***y, Mikey’s influence on Jack’s roster, the difficulty of getting a Hooters girl, and again, why Posey is a p***y.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Follow Zander on Twitter @zanderkeanpxp “The Greatest Shit Ever” - Spose“It’s Like That / I am Complete" - White People“King on the Set” - T.I. and Young Dro“Donald Trump” - Mac Miller“HUMBLE” - Kendrick Lamar"$ave Dat Money” - Lil Dickey (Feat. Fetty Wap &Rich Homie Quan) Download Link

Atlas Balked Episode 10: Pure Macho Bullshit. In this episode we talk about Mickey’s dominance, Jack’s home value, Tim’s team being a disappointment, interview with St Lo Cash owner, Bryce Harper trades, Tim Tebow and hot dogs, scouting teenagers, explaining to Joe what HQ is, Chris’s gift from Barry, the value of unsalted crackers, Brockmire’s girlfriend is actually us, information officer conspiracies, calling bullshit on unwritten rules in our league, caveat emptor, Uriah Heep (again…), bunting on Schilling, Johnny Damon, Bono, and fighting on roller skates.   Download Link

Chris joins us to talk about Bryce trades and an epic battle takes place on roller skates in the 80's.

Atlas Balked Episode 9: Pseudo Scout In this episode we talk about parity in the league and Posey in our weekly review, talk to a “pseudo” scout, contemplate censorship, non-disclosure agreements, Billy Hamilton the super hero, the 20-80 scale, the truth behind a teams record, and the myth of Jeter. Download Link