Atlas Balked

Why people should always trade with Tim.

Atlas Balked Episode 23: A Dark Turn In this episode we talk about squeaking one out, Mikey’s team is lit, Joe’s new strategy is working (kind of), no sympathy from Tim, nobody wanted to play Jack, we have no idea, fantasy advice is all sales and no substance, et tu Napoli, Carlos should take PED’s, walk up music, a masculine tone, Nordic horns, Moby in the major leagues, white armband stupidness, Angel sucks and Ian is awesome, are the games fixed?, Steve Phillips should pick up our protest because he owes it to us, we are held hostage, we are also lazy, why losing is easy, poor cursing, Chuck Nasty Quotient, talking to a major leaguer, the bullpen antics, thumbers, making adjustments, striking out Wade Boggs, teaching kids how to throw up and in and congratulations to Scottie and Mikey. Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

All of Tim's plans are in jeopardy.

Atlas Balked Episode 22: Soft-Playing It. Music selected and placed by DJ Purple (AKA Bennett).  In this episode we talk about the epic game that wasn’t, Jax Wax Pax limps over the finish line, the playoffs are set (!), the crew makes their picks, Judge is slowing down, Gregg is the mouthpiece of fate, old equals good, Scottie stops by again to cause trouble, the unwritten rule conversation will not die, Joe is the only true libertarian,  trying to achieve to lose, what the smart play is for the playoffs, the definition of pornography (kind of), slippery slopes galore, eliminating the incentives to lose, Chris and Tim need to unite, bizarro world Jack Swagger, a budding bromance?, the connection between the bris ceremony and Scottie's introduction to fantasy sports, Steve Phillips is a thief, Woodstock 94, favorite T-shirts, losing your boots, stage diving, skinheads and mosh pits, one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.  Congrats to the playoff bound teams! Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

The epic game that wasn't and why Joe is the only true libertarian on this show.

Atlas Balked Episode 21: Ice Cream or Brownie. Dolphin call ring tones, five are left, only four will advance, Swagger breaks the playoffs down, history could be made with regard to Tim and Mikey, Joe wants to beat a Benigno, Swagger's vacation, overcompensation….maybe, misdirected curses, failing to house train St. Bernard puppies, chinos and milk, Gregg hates winning teams, to legislate or not legislate, social norming, unwritten rules in our league, is Freeman un-benchable, what does Dusty know about Gyrko that none of us knows, the current commissioner of Juiceless sucks, Gregg wishes Tim luck in this weeks game.  Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

We wonder if Freddie Freeman should ever be a healthy scratch and Dolphin call ring tones.

Atlas Balked Episode 20: A Bragging Poltergeist. Special guest tweets, Joe says no apologies necessary, brother vs. brother, the Dodgers are awesome, the Cardinals staff is awesome too, Gregg defends Scottie, why Gregg used to hate the league, we did not back mask, the schedule claims another victim, is Jax Wax about to swoon, a scary win loss statistic, not really wanting someone to win a donkey, Catholic guilt, game theory, more game theory, Holy Jesus, will this game theory bit ever end? (apparently not), the Pirates staff are going to make a run for certain, why Jack is blondie’s biggest fan, Jesus Quintana, snake on a plane, gentleman Gregg, Oscar out of the ear, Tim and Gregg try really, really hard. Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

Game theory, more game theory, Holy Jesus, will this game theory bit ever end? We also discuss why Gregg used to hate this league.

Atlas Balked Episode 19: Favorable Randomness. We talk about all kinds of stuff this week including two owners.  You'll just have to listen. Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link