Atlas Balked

The crew talks about the battles throughout the league and Scottie visits to talk about why trading is hard.

Atlas Balked Episode 18: Godzilla Vs. King Kong Proper nickname creation,parity in the standings, new blood sport division, who cares how you got there, champagne all star problems, is 10-9 enough? The benefit of Enya, Justin returns and offers dating tips, Joe is our sex symbol, pedigree matters, prospects huffing helium, potential team owner interview, G-Bone is Machiavelli? now that we think of it - the cost is double, similarities of the Dreamers and the Marlins, Swagger is (no surprise) all in, drunk texting, gif game, the Moscato gambit, true commitment, dramatic trades, Swagger is so gangsta, fleeing citizen, Sizemore, G-Bone does whatever it takes, a friendly game of corn hole, Tim loses on replay review, sayonara. Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

Drunk texting and a friendly game of cornhole that doesn't end well.

Atlas Balked Episode 17: Jack Swagger Fights the Gods In this episode we talk about Joe getting lost early, weekly results, everyday is like Sunday for Blondie, winning feels good, a Bermuda triangle bench, Omission’s march, Altherr (really?!?), the best drug ever, taking photos of random strangers, texts and enigma machines, LowKey gets drunk, believing in luck, or not, Gregg the trickster, roster construction, the wound salters, Tim is due for a drop off?, bet on Bad Street in Vegas, the ball is definitely juiced, blisters, curveballs, Chinese balls, pitchers are pissed, the peak of the steroid era is weak, another stupid unwritten rule, superstitions and how they get passed along, USA vs the World, connections between Dante Bichette and Tom Gordon, Jack did his homework, splinter in the eye, Kim Kardashian explains the Universe, pagers, Jack Swagger - superhero, Joe messes up the curse and Portuguese curse protocol, ditch week, Chipotle to anyone who’s listened this far…. Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

Don't fly too close to the sun...

Atlas Balked Episode 16: In The Presence of Pure Evil. In this episode we talk about how the curse starts working, a weird trade happens and we wonder…Tim feels emancipated, a nickname is born, why it’s fun to win, our first look at the wild card standings, Joe’s vision quest, Gregg berates a customer service rep, The Juiceless League all star selections, buying donkeys, Adam who?, the launch giveth and the launch taketh, Japanese baseball tricks, mostly tweeners, Jim Jones vibe, interviewing myself, today’s rock stars, a new wrinkle in our league rules?, and hurtling a Hurdle insult.    Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

The anatomy of a curse.

Atlas Balked Episode 15: So You're Telling Me There's A Chance. In this episode we talk about Gregg’s sickness, thinning the herd, poor predictions, Scottie’s confidence, Blondie is done, Ramirez is rated, Moustakas has arrived, born under a bad sign, Mikey joins us again, playoff predictions, tiebreakers, Jack is an Omission fan, proper curse etiquette, the realignment is working, backpedaling, the Braves are good, Adams was fat but isn’t now, flexible superstars, why Mikey hates Harper, Jack rants about Posey (again), Mikey as a podcast star, Elden is a badass so be quiet por favor, english judges, and Mikey’s Juiceless World Series prediction.  Follow us and DM us on Instagram and Twitter @atlasbalked Download Link

We examine Jack's game within the game and the amazing realization that there is someone walking earth today who doesn't know who Lennon and McCartney were (are).