'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house,

Not a creature was stirring, not even Samantha's python blouse;

The Blahniks were placed by the non-working fireplace with care,

In hopes that Mr. Big would soon be their.

Yes, THEIR! How dare Natasha not know the difference between there, their, and they're. What an idiot! Well, there's always someone somewhere who makes you feel bad about yourselves. Might even be a total stranger. So if it takes proofreading their correspondence and catching a grammatical error to prove your worth in life, who are we to judge?

Merry Christmas Eve Eve, everyone. Are you feeling great about finally getting that holiday shopping done? Do you think your baking will wow all your guests? Re-watch Sex and the City's "Attack of the Five-Foot-Ten Woman" to have all of your hopes and dreams dashed.

But it's not all bad. Magda does swap Miranda's vibrator for a statue of the Virgin Mary. It's basically the Nativity story retold in a bigger and bolder way.

What a year! We love recording the pod for you, even during the holidays. Please rate and subscribe wherever you find this podcast, and join the conversation on Instagram.