Audio Bits by Stephen Bracco

Summertime audio play! Lounge outside, put on the earbuds and let this comedy wash over you like a watery wine cooler. 45 mins. When Newark NJ homeowner Robin pays a New York City actor to portray him for an impending police visit, Robin's nearest and dearest prefer this new and sexy Robin over the original, and Robin struggles to keep his place in his own swiftly changing world. Enjoy this witty, farcical comedy, originally produced in 2021. ROBIN - Andy LeBlanc  ACTOR - Peter Coleman DR. REMY BLAND - Brent Whitted PHELIA ABBONDANZA - Hannah Howzdy POLICE OFFICER CRUZ - Adena Arcale Written, directed and edited by Stephen Bracco Featuring selections of Walt Whitman's poetry. No New Yorkers were harmed in the production of this audio play.

Scam Trial! Witch Hunt! Support Joey the Finger, our beloved local maverick.

Buttons the Boomer Blathers on about Gender. Satire.

Nepotism is the most profitable family value, so says 1980s mega movie star and theatre royalty Alek Papakakis! Satire.

More thrilling adventures of Poochy, the patriotic MAGA mutt. Satire.

Fancy and Joey discover the magic of having rich friends during the holidays.  Inspired by O. Henry's classic short story, "The Gift of the Magi" (1905). Hannah Howzdy as Fancy and Brent Whitted as Joey. Special guest star Jeff Bezos. More Fancy & Joey: https://youtu.be/uUf0b9JGRPAhttps://youtu.be/xjmclbVLfa4https://youtu.be/ev1OJwsT13A

Reading less these days? The new iZAP eye scanner retrains your brain to endure the work of reading again. “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.” From A Tale of Two Cities (1859) - Charles Dickens

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The War on Thanksgiving! Buttons defends the old, best values.   NY Times article: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/17/nyregion/thanksgiving-parade-nonbinary-lgbt-protest.html?unlocked_article_code=1._kw.MfFA.a50RXdbeXL1S&smid=url-share