An accomplished relic of British television finds himself looking for a change in careers and a journalist is allowed exclusive access into Britain's most violent school. Prepare also for an exploration into the inner-psyche of Britain's most infamous public intellectual.

Troy Bolton lives out his existence as a TV presenter Lothario haunted by the ghosts of his past in the saucy noir 'Rosebuds', and his British counterpart Clive Carbuncle entertains the masses on his hit radio quiz show 'Buff In the Buff'.

Farmer Maggot strikes up a profitable new business venture due to a psychedelic agricultural breakthrough in 'A Shortcut to Magic Mushrooms', and John Cena is at the mercy of the worst sort of villain - one that stays hidden - in 'I See You John Cena.'

The most pressing question in Harry Potter lore is answered finally - where do Hagrid's come from? - and a simmering cosmic relationship reaches boiling point above the homeworld of the Skrulls.

The theme for this week is 'Trepidation following a rather substandard buffet experience coupled with a simultaneous longing for an acquaintance of the past.' It features some haughty ennui from the author of Frankenstein and some dark secrets from the vaults of Hollywood.

The theme this week is Eyes Within The Bushes... or Bushels. An explosion of fanatical ferocity occurs in The Cage of Lustful Desire, and a young lady by the name of Lostelle finds herself in the clutches of a rather hypnotic Ray Bradbury short story.

A delivery driver's existence is turned upside down as he finds himself at the imposing door of the unfathomable and timeless lady to end all ladies - Mrs Codswallow, and the Canterbury Tales is reimagined for the modern era through the eyes of a particularly unfortunate living statue.

Alan Titchmarsh hosts a farcical radio gardening show featuring the comic book industries most infamous feud - experience the lightning in a bottle energy, the complex horticultural propinquity between Alan Moore and Grant Morrison.

A high-octane battle rages between the forces of Weevil Underwood and Joey Wheeler, and a town hall meeting is overwrought with degraded body and soul at a level that not even Samuel Beckett could have envisioned.

The theme of Doppelgänger continues as the fresh face of Neverland begins to slip into fear and horror, and an esteemed ageing art critic uncovers the sculptor of his dreams.