He Man has an identity crisis as his alter ego begins to way heavy on his bulging physique in 'Adam and Adam', and a mysterious musical troupe in House of Leaves is faced with the terrifying sonic shadow of a Brocken Spectre.

Picard faces another worthy adversary in the form of a cylindrical segment of buoyant foam, and an epic showdown occurs in the form of a daring Eastern Western genre hybrid - as the theme of Noodle is thoroughly put to rest.

When one sits down to write a children's story, does one simply write a story for children? Or does one write - in the style of a children's story - a narrative that is definitely not for children? Two fables of the aquamarine take two very different paths in answer to this time-honoured question.

A glorious new genre flies kicking and screaming into the world of fiction, as does a Joycean take on the Ogre's of Hyrule.

The seaside town from hell and a metaphysical gardening show lay waste to sense and expectation this Sizeable Blightly showdown.

We begin with a collision of Adam West and Frank Miller in the first Batman fan fiction of the podcast, and then ascend into The Greatest Work Of Fiction This Meagre Podcast Has To Offer - a philosophically shattering Narnia fan fiction - 'The High King'.

The podcast achieves new depths of depravity as we trudge into an author's panel to find a severely disillusioned Aslan railing at any and all who come before him, and then boldly onward to a bawdy and salacious reimagining of the general atmosphere of the Gryffindor boys dormitory.

Agatha Christie's Poirot is reimagined for the modern screen in Tarantino's 'Fast Blood', and the mythical Han Solo has his friendship with a heroic Ewok placed under the literary microscope in 'Written In The Stars'.

An amended epilogue to the Harry Potter series takes a drastically different turn of post-wizarding-war realism, and a duel monsters tournament is hijacked and instilled with realistic gameplay - which (as you might expect) does play merry hell with the rhythm of the thing.

Be sure not to miss this dastardly premiere, featuring Light and L's Freudian descent into a carnal snakepit in 'The Nest of Vipers', and a harrowing exposé of the true relationship between Optimus Prime and Sam Witwicky in 'Smothered By Memory'.