Note from red2007 (because most of these are mine): Sometimes the words just don't come the way you want to. Sometimes the coming is the problem. I left some of the context in these, some of the deep breathing necessary to get through the text and a couple of my freak outs. Sometimes even though you've read more smut than you ever thought possible a certain phrase or word will just send you spiraling. Please note, these bloopers are heavily explicit and also a preview of some of what's to drop in the next few weeks. Lots of smut, fanfic fans. LOTS of smut. Be prepared and be patient, lol.
The exasperated comedic stylings of @AnnieAFlowers & @red2007
Also, yes this is rated E. Because sometimes reading sex is flummoxing and also because of gratuitous use of the word 'fuck'.