We have a lot of fun doing these, recording and sharing these stories for a grateful fandom. But sometimes they're unnerving and aggravating as hell, hearing your mouth form words you're not even reading. Maneuvering tongue and lips and air in ways that you swear you're not commanding them to; this is the result. An interesting string of curses and oh my god I'm sorry's and why in the hell am I doing this's. We hope you enjoy our fuck ups as much as you enjoy the stories they come from.
The exasperated comedic stylings of @AnnieAFlowers, @red2007, & @monikafilefan
Also, yes this is rated M. Because sometimes reading sex is flummoxing and also because of gratuitous use of the word 'fuck'.