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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A KITTY CAT SMILE?

Suitable for children 4 – 10 years old and young-at-heart adults.

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A LAUGH-A-MINUTE ROMP AROUND THE GALAXY

Meanwhile, on Gloth...

Millions of years before February the Fifth, Gloth was making a nice little profit from the planet Erde, with the help of some cunning popes and the very, very secret Camera Stellata, sometimes better known as the Star Chamber.

Being disowned by his father and booted out of his family manor in England and then transported off to the distant sun-drenched shores of Australia didn’t sound like such a bad punishment for Hal, all things considered. Sydney, however, didn’t prove to be his cup of tea, but a quick move to Brisbane leads Hal to a wonderful new life full of friends, backyards, barbecues, beer, surfing, The Breakfast Creek Hotel, and Narelle.

The idyllic life. For a short time, unfortunately, as so often happens, just when you think things are beautifully perfect, someone or something comes along to throw a spanner in the works. In Hal’s case, his idyllic life gets hit by a number of airborne wrenches. Then, when he thinks things are about as bad as they can get, they of course get a whole lot worse.

Afflicted by an allergic reaction to dust and scary things, Hal does a lot of sneezing as he goes about trying to make the whole lot worse a whole lot better.

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A FAVOR FOR A FRIEND LEADS TO A KINKY CAREER PATH

During a weak moment while in-between girlfriends, Wendy agrees to become a key holder for a friend to help him indulge his chastity fetish. This seeming innocuous act inadvertently leads to the discovery of her affinity for dominating others and a career as a no-nonsense personal trainer for bottoms and pony girls/boys.

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OUT OF THE STARS ... AND INTO HER HEART

The Lost Science Fiction Romantic Comedy Novel by

Academy Award Winning Writer Harriet Frank Jr.

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SONIA LEARNS A LOT ABOUT LIFE FROM HOSPICE

A summer with terminal patients wasn’t what Sonia had in mind when she signed up for her school’s nursing internship program. With no previous exposure to death or dying, Sonia joins the rag-tag team at Tender Hands Hospice ― “Your best last resort” ― and becomes the center of attention to the oddball nurses who work in end-of-life care. Over six weeks, Sonia finds herself passed around a variety of preceptors while facing her fears of corpses, patient nudity, and the strange quirks of one sugar-addicted nurse. Given the choice to sink or swim, Sonia struggles to keep afloat only to discover through a series of bizarre and heartbreaking patient encounters that it takes more than a set of skills to be a nurse.

Six weeks of laughter, eccentric nursing humor, and bittersweet moments.

Six weeks to show what she’s made of.

And six weeks to learn that there’s more life in hospice than she thought.

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Take One Mermaid, One Dismayed Young Man, an Upper Class

Social Set, Then Mix Well for the Frothiest Classic Since Topper!

Aunt Hattie, a staid, upper-crust and highly-proper New England matron whose ideas of correct decorum were about to be outraged in ways she never dreamed of.

And…

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A GIANT-HELPING OF CLASSIC GOLDEN AGE SCIENCE FICTION

Rog Phillips' Rat in the Skull is the centerpiece of this classic science fiction anthology. What magazine editors said about this controversial Hugo nominee novelette at the time of its release remains true today: "Some people will be shocked by this story. Others will be deeply moved. Everyone who reads it will be talking about it. Read the first four pages: then put it down if you can." Other Phillips novelettes featured in this audiobook include The Yellow Pill, Executioner No. 43, Unto the Nth Generation, Pariah, Love Me, Love My– and The Holes in My Head. This is a must-listen for those who love science fiction.

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Involuntary Immortals is the story of a woman who finds herself outliving her lovers and the incredible peril she faces when she sets out to discover the source of her involuntary immortality. Helen Ranston discovers her own daughter Agnes thinks she is a witch or vampire. Agnes is 40, but Helen still looks 20 and has never aged throughout her daughter's entire life. Even Agnes doesn't suspect the truth - that her mother is over 100 years old - and has no idea why she is apparently immortal. With her daughter vowing vengeance, Helen knows she will have to start her life over under a new identity, as she has so often before.

Then, she meets the young man with the figure-eight pin on his collar. Looking at him, Helen discovers his eyes are those of a much older man. When Eric Trent says, "You never thought there would be others," he catapults Helen into the midst of a lethal three-corner cat-and-mouse game, the pawn of ruthless schemers who know how to kill immortals and are willing to kill every one of them in order to control the priceless secret of selling eternal life!

Can Helen keep her immortality, or will she lose it - and her life along with it?

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SOMETIMES THE TRUTH IS CONVENIENTLY IRRELEVANT!

There's been a burglary in a luxury co-op in Manhattan: an elderly woman was assaulted in her apartment, with jewelry taken. The prime suspect is Johnny Jones, who was in the building around the same time, helping his lawyer, public defender Alan Goldman, move temporarily into the apartment of his friend, corporate lawyer Tim Wilson. But another suspect soon emerges: a look-alike intruder who got into the building through a basement door with a broken lock. The victim is suing the co-op for millions, represented by her niece, litigator Cathy Collins - Tim's ex-girlfriend. She claims the intruder is guilty, but Tim - the president of the co-op's board - claims Johnny is guilty; if so, the co-op isn't liable at all, since he got into the building lawfully. See how lawyers Tim and Cathy behave oh so badly, using sex to influence Alan and A.D.A. Gina Gomez in their handling of Johnny's case, to suit their lawsuit ends... It won't be until the very end of this dark-comedy mystery that the question will finally be answered: which of the two suspects is guilty?

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ADVENTUROUS GENDER BENDING NAUGHTINESS

This collection of four erotic stories by Shaun Putaine takes you on a journey into the world of BDSM―but there's a twist added. Each story features a trans-gendered character.

In the first story, "Legs", meet Adara the sexy male to female dominatrix who has a bit of play time with her collared slave.

Next, become acquainted with Cal and Sahara in "The Pick Up". Cal picks up Sahara from a bar and takes her back to his place for a bit of fun. However, Cal has more surprises for Sahara than just the flogger he pulls out of the closet.

In the third story, "Suite Reunion", you are introduced to Tam Stevens. Tam joins her wife, Pamela, who has been vacationing with her lover at the luxurious Empire Hotel. Their reunion involves more than hugs and kisses, as Pamela feels the need to take Tam in hand.

Finally, join Danni as she is beginning her first day as a maid in an opulent mansion. The staff at this mansion does more than just cook and clean, they are expected to perform "special duties" as well. Danni might be just what Ms. Carlise has been searching for in a Lady's maid; a girl with a little something extra.