Audiobooks

If your partner starts wearing black leather and reading Mein Kampt or  Le Marquis De Sade order yourself a stab proof vest before they finally get to Friedrich Nietzsche then try to kill you. Written for that chain smoking dipsomaniac girl who I will love till I die even though she nearly killed me to the bisexual bulimic catastrophe love always S XXX

A crazy sketch about the three minuters club and their bizarre antics, it is loosely based on true life events.

A twenty minute teaser about a council meeting which at times becomes a circumlocution of words and ideas where massive amounts of money are spent on crazy schemes that never ever leave the council building.

A short story I wrote after listening to two old geezers talking about their wives on the train or should I say one talking to the other about his wife he called her the iron maiden it reminded me of Alf garnet in Till Death Do Us Part.

A real life short story involving a ginger tom cat and a black Tom cat .

A humorous take on the Eden project.

The building blocks of life are made from nucleic acids , Lysergic acid has also been around since the dawn of time doubtless it would have been eaten by our early primate mammalian species increasing hallucinogenic and conscious brain capability hence where the homo sapiens may have got their jump start on the evolutionary ladder the human is now beginning to experiment with the capabilities of LSD administering it to elderly patients in order to awaken the parts the brain that had shut down due to dementia and other brain disorders with remarkable results amazing to think that the first thing to form is a fungi / flora after a cosmic collision or nuclear attack the *melanin"/ mushroom on which a network of neurons in the form of chemical memory in dopamine neurons could be a trigger for a conscience and sentience to begin to form then again anyone who's taken LSD IE magic mushrooms would be able to see the power of LSD over the shaven skinned chimpanzee.

A short story based on real life events of a person who possessed a brilliant brain with terrifying intellect but unfortunately for him it was broken beyond repair the final macabre twist reveals all .

A short story loosely based on real life events back in the wild days of the Harrogate hell's angels when we were living in a hippy commune sharing space with ever persuasion.

A short story about how an android of the future start to become obsessed with capturing the Humans soul .

A short story loosely based upon my parents contempt for each other even after their divorce, one being a bombastic BBC with the soul of queen Boudicca and the other a drink dependant dipsomaniac .