Austin Anderson Show

By Austin Anderson

Austin Anderson has been doing stand-up since 2001. He never wanted to start a podcast. He just wanted to be funny and mysterious, like God intended. But then a high-level booker broke his heart and s... more

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The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.

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November 06, 2025 NATO, Alfredo, and the Death of Affordability | Ep. 56
Austin Anderson dives headfirst into the absurdities of modern life—starting with a John Cena action flick that somehow turns into a NATO propaganda film, then spiraling into a breakdown of how dinner for three at a steakhouse now costs more than a used Honda Civic. It’s a full-blown rant about inflation, hidden restaurant “administration fees,” Elon Musk’s trillionaire dreams, and why John Travolta is still the coolest man alive with a cigarette. Half comedy, half therapy session, all chaos.
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November 05, 2025 America’s Meltdown, Simon Cowell’s Face, and Johnny Depp’s Killer Dog | Ep. 55
This one starts with Dick Cheney’s death and somehow ends with Simon Cowell turning into a Botox chipmunk and Johnny Depp’s dog committing farmyard murder. Along the way, I rant about California’s new electric boat insanity, New York politics, health insurance rage, and the general feeling that America’s been smashed like a plate glass window. It’s a full episode of disbelief, dark humor, and the kind of honesty you only get when the country’s on fire and you’ve still got a squirrel chase to narrate.
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24min
November 04, 2025 AI Voices, Fake Pregnancies, and Christian Millionaires | Ep. 54
Austin talks about pastors moonlighting as business coaches, AI croons like 1950s soul singers, and a Scottish woman fakes a pregnancy for nine months with a doll and a straight face. From Toyota Corolla backseat surgeries to the moral decay of social media meltdowns, this episode ricochets between holy outrage and hilarious disbelief. It’s spiritual confusion, dark comedy, and Midwestern sanity all rolled into one big sermon of “what the hell is happening?”
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November 03, 2025 The Squirrels Have Gone to Hell | Ep. 53
California has officially lost its mind. The trees smell like vomit, the squirrels are decapitating rodents, and Gavin Newsom looks like he moisturizes with the souls of small business owners.

Austin dives deep into this week’s apocalyptic headlines — from carnivorous squirrels to a Mexican mayor’s tragic stand against the cartels — all while reflecting on the eternal struggle between self-control and seasonal pie. There’s wisdom, chaos, and way too much talk about nipples. Welcome to November.
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28min
October 31, 2025 The Wheelbarrow Ghost and the Haunted House That Watched Us | Ep. 52
Austin’s back with a Halloween special that starts with a full-blown roast of Tim Burton and ends with two real-life ghost stories that’ll make you sleep with a nightlight and a loaded BB gun. From the cursed clay faces of The Nightmare Before Christmas to an old Millard railroad house filled with ghosts, dead railroad workers, and one very freaky five-year-old who said, “They’re always watching us.”

It’s small-town horror, 90s nostalgia, and pitch-black comedy rolled into one haunted hayride through Austin’s brain. Grab a flashlight, lock the doors, and for the love of God, don’t say “Candyman” three times.
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29min
October 30, 2025 Even the Trees Hate Gavin Newsom, Radioactive Tsunamis, Trump’s Gold Crown & the Devil’s Cartoon | Ep. 51
In this chaotic October episode, Austin Anderson covers everything from California’s vomit-smelling trees to Putin’s radioactive tsunami weapon to Trump literally being gifted a golden crown. Somewhere in between, a chicken lays an egg live on air, Nero burns Rome naked, and Amazon doubles down on Satan.
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24min
October 29, 2025 Will Smith’s Midlife Crisis Song, Conor McGregor Finds Jesus, and Screech Loses His Mind | Ep. 50
It’s Wednesday, and the world has officially gone off its meds. Will Smith just dropped a song called “I Like Pretty Girls”— and it sounds like a man trying to convince himself he’s straight. Meanwhile, a Detroit pastor publicly shames a woman for not giving him two grand… and Tyler Perry rewards him with a hundred thousand bucks. Because of course he does.

Then we tumble headfirst into Conor McGregor’s new faith journey (bare knuckles and all), Anthony Hopkins hearing the literal voice of God, and a long, unbelievable story about the late Dustin “Screech” Diamond — including stabbing, mace, and the downfall of childhood fame.
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30min
October 28, 2025 The Gold Ballroom, the SNAP Fast, and Glenn Beck’s Mountain of Mormon Relics | Ep. 49
Donald Trump’s turning the White House into a golden ballroom while Tic Tacs cost more than gas, SNAP recipients are told to fast for gender politics, and Glenn Beck’s out here hoarding “America’s soul” in tornado-proof mountain vaults. Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom’s smiling like a spirit-cooking vampire, Bad Bunny’s headlining the Super Bowl in Spanish, and I’m just trying to breathe through my allergy-riddled throat in the middle of a wheat field.
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24min
October 27, 2025 The Food Hangover, Face Tattoos & The Fall of America | Ep. 48
After a weekend of apple crisp, cookies, and deep regret, Austin dives headfirst into a sugar-fueled rant about Halloween gluttony, the collapse of common sense, and why face tattoos might be the final sign of the apocalypse. Between government shutdowns, Gavin Newsom’s presidential ambitions, and ICE raids in Chicago, he still somehow finds a moment of faith — right in the middle of a church prayer circle.

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October 24, 2025 Pimp Ma Ma Da, Pepperoni Face, and the Disney Lies They Fed Us | Ep. 47
Today we kick things off talking about how Disney scarred an entire generation of kids with dead parents, witchcraft mice, and singing hyenas. Then we swerve—literally—into the story of Pimp Ma Ma Da, the fur-coated guardian angel who appeared after a teenage car wreck involving pepperoni, panic, and poetic justice. From there we dive into ladybug invasions, fly-filled farmhouses, a cop who shot himself to impress his ex, haunted houses in Chicago, and why Halloween is the best and worst time of year.
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FAQs about Austin Anderson Show:

How many episodes does Austin Anderson Show have?

The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.