Authorized Novelizations Podcast

John Cribbs returns to spin the wheel, and it gives him a novelization he's read before. Overbye thinks it rules, Hannah doesn't. They vie for the swing votes of Johns Goodman and Cribbs.

We swore off ADF after Alien 3, but listener Marcus paid for us to do it on the Patreon. It was actually fun! But we still think he's bad. And we brought Sarah Welch-Larsoan along for the suffering.

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Next Week on Authorized: John Cribbs has a fistful of dollars

The wheel gave us Charlie's Angels 1! The book is good as heck.

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Next time on Authorized: Sarah Welch-Larson opens the Alien: Covenant

It's the novelization of a TV movie from the 70s. All hail wheel.

Jesse Hassenger returns to discuss hauntings, possessions, and the lowest resolution film we've ever watched for this show.

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Book made me want to throw hands

The wheel gave us a great movie, with one of those decades later novelizations. We are not so positive on it!

It's Christmas in July on Authorized! Believe it or not, we didn't plan to put out a Christmas episode on July 4th, the wheel simply decreed it. And we must abide.

This week, Leah Marilla Thomas returns to discuss the novelization of Jingle All the Way and it is weirdly high quality. You just never can tell which of these things are gonna be good.

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Next Week on Authorized: Our souls attend a carnival

The wheel finally serves us something we've actually heard of. This week on Authorized, Patrick Willems returns to discuss the novelization of Alien 3, and Hannah delivers her dissertation on the sins of Alan Dean Foster.

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Next Week on Authorized: Leah Marilla Thomas Jingles All the Way

How do you get more listeners, and really become a hit podcast? You put out a 2 hour 40 minute episode on the novelization of 1967’s The Incident!

The Wheel gave us this little known film, in which Martin Sheen makes his cinematic debut. It’s pretty good! Also, it is 80% character introductions. But once you get past how annoying that is, it’s cool, actually.

Mel Kassel returns to discuss whether she, and we, would stop The Incident. 

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