Authorized Novelizations Podcast

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Authorized Novelizations Podcast episodes

May 11 BONUS: Death Race Beyond Anarchy
You were always in the Death Race
1 hr 36 min
May 07 Waterworld by Max Allan Collins ( w/ Bilge Ebiri )
Film critic Bilge Ebiri ( NYMag, Vulture) returns to discuss more Costner! Dryland is a myth.

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Listen to our episode on Alan Dean Foster’s memoir: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4nrkmdUXModFSPaKF4PrYR?si=YQF90Bn2TN-x4k8yfOGNzA

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Leave us a five star review novelizing a scene from your favorite movie and we will try to guess what it is on the air! : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/authorized-novelizations-podcast/id1581002450

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2 hr 55 min
May 04 2nd Edition: E.T. - The Book of the Green Planet by William Kotzwinkle
ORIGINALLY AIRED JULY 20TH, 2022

Never meet your heroes, man. Specifically, never meet your heroes' asexual parent that resides on a Botany Planet where no one is ever allowed to be sad. This week on Authorized, Mark Stay returns to follow E.T. back to his home, The Green Planet.
Unfortunately, E.T.'s like that one girl I went to private high school with who just keeps transferring schools over and over. He is immediately hellbent on getting back to Earth, but not before he describes every weird, boring plant on his planet to the reader. This has gotta be the most entertaining absolute slog we've ever read.
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2 hr 22 min
April 30 Species II by Yvonne Navarro ( w/ David Sims )
David Sims of Blank Check and The Atlantic returns for our 200TH NOVELIZATION, Species II!

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1 hr 54 min
April 27 Ranking the Video Game Novelizations
We ranked the video game novelizations, as we are wont to do.

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2 hr 22 min
April 23 Child's Play 3 by Matthew J. Costello ( w/ Danny Cohen )
Authorized’s social media czar Danny Cohen joins to defend Child’s Play 3, a film given to us by the almighty Wheel.

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2 hr 21 min
April 20 2nd Edition: Species by Yvonne Navarro
In preparation for our 200th novelization, Species II, revisit our episode on the original Species!
1 hr 53 min
April 16 Judge Dredd: Dredd vs. Death by Gordon Rennie
Video game season goes out on a high note
2 hr
April 13 BONUS: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
It's about time some 30 somethings weighed in.

1 hr 59 min
April 09 Kingdom Hearts by Tomoco Kanemaki ( w/ Alex Wolinetz )
Writer and Andorks host Alex Wolinetz joins to explain Kingdom Hearts to us. Seems impossible.

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1 hr 52 min