Average at Best

The gang is back together from their vacations! Anna and Michael talk about their trips to southern cities. Michael discovered a new sport. Anna had a fun interaction at a CVS. We get an update on the song of the summer 2017. Also, old websites were fun. Anna attempts to start an advice segment and… Continue reading Ep. 16: Return of the podcast

Take a bite of this delicious, rambling update sandwich. Michael’s nose only half works, but he’s not nearly as sick as Anna’s ailing corgi. We give a special listener a birthday shout-out, talk game show strategy and discuss what fruit most closely resembles an old lady’s butt.

Michael and Anna both wanted Sheetz, so they ordered way too much food and narrated eating it for their fans. Mouth sounds galore! Michael went the meaty route and Anna ordered something you should probably never get from a gas station.

Anna’s back in Pittsburgh! To be specific, Michael’s basement. And what a time to be in Pittsburgh, because the Penguins just won the Stanley Cup! Too bad Anna was watching My 600-lb Life instead. Also in the episode today are awkward sandwich interactions, knee hockey and some of the biggest items this country has to… Continue reading Ep. 13: Average in the basement

​The gang takes a trip down memory lane remembering all the classic computer games they played as kids. And guess what, Anna and Michael still play some of these games to this day. You got a problem with that? Well too damn bad, because there’s nothing you can do about it.

​Anna and Michael have very different views on Selena Gomez’s new song. They talk about all the #hip artists coming out with new music this summer. Anna is good with the homeless people who live outside her apartment despite what they think about her dog.

Anna is wearing the most hideous sweatshirt ever. However, she has another sweatshirt that could’ve been worn by a murderer. Speaking of murder, how would you kill a guy and get away with it?

Anna missed out on a huge once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for heroism that happened right outside her apartment because she was buying shoes instead. The hosts discuss what Shrek tattoos they’d get.

​Anna and Michael discuss their most interesting personal facts. Well, Anna’s could be described as “fun” I guess, but mostly involves childhood therapy. Michael is low-key famous. Also, what’s the coolest thing you can collect?

Michael found his first Song of the Summer 2017 candidate. The hosts talk about Meghan Trainor’s blast-from-the-past boyfriend, and they don’t really see a winner in that relationship. Anna tries to tell a story about Smash Mouth but struggles a lot. https://archive.org/download/Episode7MichaelsSongOfTheSummer/Episode%207%20Michael%27s%20Song%20of%20the%20Summer.mp3