Average at Best

Anna and Michael tackle the age-old question, “Is a hot-dog a sandwich?” for which there is a definitive answer. Anna is secretly dating a celebrity, and you’ll never guess who. Michael expresses his love for some old TV shows while Anna expresses her love for fanny packs. And holy God, someone actually sent us an… Continue reading Ep. 6: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Anna had an eventful past few days buying a new car and selling a chair to a woman named Marge. Michael enjoys listening to these stories, but then hears Anna’s Canadian accent and crow impression and throws up in his mouth a little. Anna teaches Michael a new word. https://archive.org/download/Episode5WhatsAGuffaw/Episode%205%20What%27s%20a%20guffaw.mp3

On the first Friday edition of Average at Best,  the duo discuss Michael’s Instagram ode to water and determine if Nicolas Cage is the sexiest actor alive or merely the most sultry. https://archive.org/download/Episode4OscarWinningActorNicCage/Episode%204%20Oscar-winning%20actor%20Nic%20Cage.mp3

Anna and Michael remember the days of middle school where it wasn’t cool to listen to music you actually liked. Anna talks about all the big celebrities she’s met in California, while Michael brags about tweeting at a former game show host. Aaron Carter is back on the music scene again, and one of the… Continue reading Ep. 3 HUGE Led Zeppelin fans

Michael opens up about his dislike of all animals and the idea of having a pet, and goes back to a memory at a carnival that started it all. Anna finds out that a high five can be explained in greater detail than she ever imagined. Apparently cheesecake is classified as a type of pie.… Continue reading Ep. 2: Bear

Anna and Michael have started an average at best podcast! In this week’s episode they talk about their love of Taco Bell and hatred of vegetable cake. Michael has a soft spot for some veggies, but Anna has no time for his nonsense. Michael gets upset over how old and blind Anna’s dog is. https://archive.org/download/Episode1OldPetsNewPodcast/Episode%201%20Old%20pets%2c%20new%20podcast.mp3