Average Man Podcast

In this episode Matt, David, and Stephen discuss how jobs are bad and will make you, Die Alone. David reminiscences on the time he aspired to be a bus boy. Matt talks about how he spent his summers. And Stephen reminds us that working in a grocery store can be a real shit job.

In this episode we discuss the pitfalls of comedy and how I still have a lot to learn, but it’s challenging and fun. Then I delve into the pitfalls of being a FBI director, and how much his severance package is worth, you read that right, his severance package is news. Pushing forward I discuss my Pens and why they’re my team and moving on to the Eastern Conference Finals against the Senators, should be a good match up.  Finally we conclude with our Commander in Chief and why we’re always comparing him to hypotheticals, it’s shocking to always see people defending his actions, with what others “would” have done, anyway enjoy the show!

In this episode we discuss Ellen Degeneras and her Tweet with the fastest man in the world. We move onto the ITT tech closing and how that effects the students mentally and financially. I dig into a local story of a crazy ex girlfriend, because here in Florida there is no shortage of that! Finally we end with Brock Turner, America’s bad boy swimmer (Who would of thought someone would use the words Bad Boy, to describe a swimmer) who was released from prison recently, after a laughable 3 month stint.

In this longer than normal episode we “Run it back” to July 4th and the hardships of being sober, and driving home in Jacksonville after a BBQ. We then drop bars about Drillary Clinton’s “Thug Life” and how she should have a mix tape coming out. We then take a Taxi to Boston to deal with and discuss one “Cabbies” misfortune, and try to understand a father who left his baby in the car. I then run the “Power-I” offense on The University of Tennessee and delve into their “Clean” student-athletes. Finally we end with a joyous discussion about TSA Agents and how they’re just “people” too!

In this episode we talk about Orlando’s bad week and how the south remains classy about their flag decisions. I also tread water with dinosaurs a.k.a alligators, while maintaining my posture on Social Media and how it’s ruining lives (seems to be a reoccurring theme, hmm). I throw my banana in the ring about the whole Harambe story and try to figure out why his life was taken, so close to being able to get some of that gorilla good good. #GorillaLivesMatter

In this Episode we discuss how Instagram saves lives. We fumble on some NFL action and throw some shade on Tennessee. Discuss the love of Jungle Book and then end with a rant about going to the movies.

In this episode we discuss Governor Scott and his “Iced” Latte from Starbucks. I also discuss the Birdie Sanders incident and cover why Hillary is probably going to win.  I also talk about the news out in LA (where I want to move) and finally end with a brief History lesson.

 

 

In this episode we discuss my need for better equipment and better material.  I also thrive in the world of politics, which I know little about, but feel the need express my dimwitted opinion.  We take a turn for some Hulk Hogan action BROTHER! Talk about the untimely deaths of Rob Ford and Phife Dawg, while mixing in a little taste of Social Justice Warriors.

 

 

In this episode we talk about Return of Kings and how that came about.  Discuss Kanye West and his love of fingers and delve into B.o.B and his crazy theories along with some Martin Shkreli douchery.

 

In this Episode I discuss the Kim Davis debacle, while keeping a fresh take on what she should of done to avoid looking worse than she physically does. We then delve into the world of Fat Shaming where the “Wonderful” Nicole Arbour leads us down a rabbit hole that she doesn’t understand and discuss how she know not what she speak of. Finally we conclude with the always funny and one of my idols Chris Farley and his new documentary, IAMFARLEY. I hope you enjoy this episode and be sure to follow on iTunes/Stitcher!