Average White Men

AWM Theater Presents: "The Greece Town Council Meeting, complete with Prayer(s)"

Confessions of a fat man..

Maggie Brooks drops in UNANNOUNCED.

AWM News

#TBT to Episode 11

and...

Pat Sevens Sings! He get's all non-soul with Jason DeRulo.

The Guys convince an attractive lesbian to be on the show - Meet Kristin!


PLUS:

Donald Stirling's press conference that the media doesn't want you to hear.

Roy's experience in driving school.

Pat's wife is going to have an Italian baby from the Town of Greece.

The White Men are back, and even whiter!

•  Dyngus Day explained! 
• Pat likes to lick your soiled bed sheets. 
• Roy is hating life, find out why - this time.
•  Plus MORE STUFF FOR YOUR EARS. 

Pat and Roy are back in the saddle with a new episode of Average White Men.
The new and improved PG-13-ish version of our award winning news.

Pat's wife won't let him hang out with his bros.
Roy is both afraid of spiders and afraid of being a man because he is afraid of spiders.

Listen and laugh

AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones

Hey everyone! The Average White Men have returned after a long holiday nap.

The guys recount tales of their holiday.
Roy brings up pooping - specifically pooping in private.
Pat likes movies about Gladiators - or is Indiana Jones a guy's movie.

Award winning news segment: 'The Sh** You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper.' With In Case You Missed it Sports Wrap-up

Plus this angry pompous dwarf gets all up in a street musician's grill:WATCH IT HERE

Listen to the dwarf's side of the story: HERE

Roy's wife is the man of the house and Pat is a nasty, mean Irish Guy. Plus News and Sports.

This Week:

Roy is most definitely a drunk.

Pat means nothing to his meth-dealing father.

AWM Award-Winning News Segment: "The Shit You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F### Reads a Newspaper.

Smallz with In Case You Missed it Sports

Happy Birthday Pat Sevens!

In honor of Pat's birthday, we've decided not to talk about his birthday!

We did, in fact discuss:

Roy's trip to his favorite diner and why you shouldn't EVER look in the kitchen.

Kids should not have a 1/2 day of school EVER, because they suck.

Smallz with Sports!

and a small collections of AWM screw ups....

This Week:

First of all, sorry it is late, Roy screwed up and we lost the episode, so we had to re-record it. Roy is a douche...

• There is a definite sum of money involved for Pat to have gay sex in public. 
• AWM Radio Theater Presents The True Story of Thanksgiving, Plus 
• AWM News (you didn't read in a Newspaper) and 
• Smallz with Sports.

This is the episode that will convince you the Average White Men are troubled.

Roy Q. Gordon and Pat Sevens discuss who they would bang if they could travel back in time.

Meet Henry the Old Curmudgeon - is he the most racist man or just a typical 90 something year old?

Oh, and Roy is old.

Plus, this week - STUPID NEWS!