Average White Men

This week:

Pat is as smooth as a 10 year old boy.

Maggie Brooks, Monroe County, NY's County Executive gets personal about her relationship as well as drop a good tip for surviving prison life.

AWM News

Mr. Smallz's Super Duper Sports Wrap-up "In Case You Missed it"
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Plus AWM is on iTunes, bitches! Search us up and SUBSCRIBE (or click the link on our page)

This week:

Roy has a bulging herpe on his face, but that will not stop him from talking about his kids' snot.

Our Award Winning News Segment "The Sh** You didn't Read...."

Mr. Smallz quick, comical and complete 'In Case you missed it, Sports"

Also - Pat Is a complete TEXT-HOLE!!!!

Roy and Pat talk about douches and deer - and more deer. Plus, AWM Sports! Pat also thinks we should all work longer days - so let's kick his ass!

Roy recounts his tale of the grumpy old lady, eyeing the Wegman's sausage. AWM News "The Sh** You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" , Smallz with "In Case You Missed It" - Sports and Pat poses a hum-dinger of a question. **Plus a classic telephone conversation between President Obama and China.**

Roy recounts his trip to the Southland, Pat honestly believes women want him, until they discover he is married.

PLUS: AWM's award-winning news segment "The Shit You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" - and Mr. Smallz with the best sports wrap up this side of the Manson-Nixon Line.

Episode 9 is NOW LIVE!!!!

Roy has to jet to FL for a funeral

Pat Sevens expresses his intense desire to put some meat in his mouth.

Roy can't even land a volunteer job.

PLUS - Smallz with 'In Case You Missed It' sports.

Roy talks about a creepy mom-cult creeping around his neighborhood.

Pat won't touch his wife's hairy legs

AND

Smallz with 'In Case You Missed It" Sports wrap up!

On this week's show:

Roy Chronicles his rumble with the Old men at BJ's.

Pat has a blind date at the AT&T store with the Arab Prince of Craigslist.

PLUS:

Our AWM News Segment, Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys a newspaper anyway!

• Mayor Richards ain't so Lovely
• Get me my food stamps, bitch....and my purple drink.
• My EZ-Pass is mooing.

Mr. Smallz's debut Sports segment: "In case you Missed It"

and The Fringe Fest dryhumps Rochester again. (guys hang from their balls off of buildings or something)

Listen!!!!

Average White Men the Podcast, Episode 6!!!
Pat and Roy discuss why the show is now co-hosted by Roy Q. Gordon.
AWM News: Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys a newspaper anyway!

• Lovely Mayor Race and how it was so badly forecast.
• Rose Chase: 315 chick who killed her man and chopped him up.
• Rochester Fringe Fest helps you kick the crack habit.

And then.....Roy's Film Festival experience.
AND THEN.....Pat has to give up beer and heterosexuality to fix his bowels.
Brought to you by the Letter Q.
NO AND THEN!


Bonus!!! - Pat is too damn young to remember this show: 

On this episode:

Roy's wife thinks he is a complete wuss, and proves it.

** New Segment! 'Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the fuck buys a newspaper anyway?!'

The real dope on Back to School.

Pat is a 90 year old trapped in a 31 year old's colon.

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