Avocado Toast

By Avocado Toast

Comedy

What's Avocado Toast about?

We aren’t like anything you’ve heard before. But I can promise you’ll laugh.

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Avocado Toast episodes:

06.18.2024
disrespectful women and Iron man Ep 55
big life updates! things are heating up and we are talking about all the summer life updates, not to mention, 2 new segments! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
06.04.2024
racist albums and giving up on love - Ep 54
in episode 54 we critique new music, talk about soul traveling, and ICE CREAM, so make sure you don't miss out and listen to the episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
05.21.2024
Hey girl, are you a traffic cone? - Ep 53
A mash up of old and new games and a new personality in the studio --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
05.07.2024
randel joins the studio - Ep52
sorry about the audio being messed up for this episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
04.23.2024
you got the freedom to - Ep51
woopty woo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
04.09.2024
episode 50
50 episodes of tom fooloary are now behind us, lets make the next 50 even better! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
03.12.2024
financial blunders and alien attacks - ep49
A lot of catch-ups were done, we made a lot of awful decisions, and had some adventures! financial blunders and alien attacks --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
02.27.2024
9-5 in your sleep - ep48
right on time babyyyy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
12.19.2023
We are a firefly, in the pit of hell - Ep47
things got a bit out of pocket, pls don't be mad alleah --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
12.05.2023
Tyler strikes friend and we get political - Ep46
We brought back some OG segments so make sure you give it a listen! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
11.23.2023
Landon witnesses a murder, Tyler writes a Morgan Wallen parody, and she can bench 200 - Ep45
come enjoy Thanksgiving day listening to the boova --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
10.24.2023
conspiracy theories and a new guest - ep44
noodling? yes. peeing on toads? yes. people turning into stone? yes, we cover it all! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
09.26.2023
Ozzies think Heaven is Hell - Ep43
WE ARE SO BACK! An other episode of conversations no one saw coming. New SEGMENTS! lots of fun in an other wild episode! Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive...
07.18.2023
Tyler gets humbled and Landon bullies kids - Ep42
We. Are. Back --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
06.08.2023
rubber? hotel ac? na, cigarettes - Ep41
We had a special guest on! make sure you stick around to hear his fantastic singing and (not-so-amazing) rap skills! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
05.23.2023
a very sensitive gameshow - Ep40
im to tired to type it out --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
05.04.2023
gym junki monkies take over planet fitness - Ep39
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
04.19.2023
accidentally pushing your girlfriend into traffic - Ep38
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
04.04.2023
women stereotypes and a car chase - Ep37
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next.getting chased and women stereotypes Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive...
03.21.2023
bad advise and exploring your mind through sleep - Ep36
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
03.07.2023
Solving world problems, with babys - Ep35
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
02.22.2023
Trying mushrooms with a special guest - Ep34
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast our merch avocadotoast.art our...
02.07.2023
Tyler reads Landon's search history - Ep33
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! avocadotoast.art is our merch store! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive...
01.20.2023
crack pipes and people groups - Ep32
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Our merch can be found at avocadotoast.art Subscribe to our Patreon...
12.27.2022
Mabye Kanye isnt so crazy. . . Ep31
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
12.25.2022
Is Operation Christmas child a scam?!
We cover a lot in this bonus episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send...
12.13.2022
Mark Rober Sent us a Package? - Ep30
A MYSTERY PACKAGE!? Throwing Pixy Dust in your Eye? All this and more in today's episode! Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Buy our merch at avocadotoast.art Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
11.29.2022
Tyler breaches airport security to launch a drone strike - Ep29
Hitting people's cars then hitting THEM! Are your grandparents still alive? And who won the 50-dollar giveaway? All this is covered in today's episode! Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Buy our merch at avocadotoast.art Subscribe to...
11.08.2022
Don't do drugs unless you're over 21 and your parents say it's ok - Ep28
Do you think that blobfish are underrated? Have you ever gotten shot in the knee? All these questions and more are COVERED in this episode! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast Clothing store avocadotoast.art Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message Don't do...
10.26.2022
If you look hard enough there's a little bit of Jew everywhere - Ep27
There's so much to process in this episode! We have a surprise guest on the show today; he has some fun stories! From talking to Mormons to enjoying a cold in the winter! If you want some fantastic premium content you...
10.14.2022
Fight Harambe or Fall From a Hot Air Balloon - Ep26
What do you think the best way to die is? And why do doctors always hide behind a glass window?? Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
09.29.2022
local spice merchant and friend of the podcast - Ep25
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
09.15.2022
how to solve world hunger in 5 steps - Ep24
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
09.13.2022
solving world hunger in 5 steps - Ep24
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
08.30.2022
Do the dew before the dew does you - Ep23
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
08.18.2022
How to get over your ex that now likes your best friend? - Ep23
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
08.09.2022
Landon has a new addiction - Ep22
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a...
07.12.2022
Tyler has Ebola - Ep21
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
06.28.2022
60 seconds in the life of Joe Biden - Ep20
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
05.24.2022
Devoirce and Resistance - Ep19
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a...
05.11.2022
im so tired rn i cant think of a title - Ep18
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in...
04.26.2022
Jingle the Bells of Love - Ep17
Episode 17 was a blast! Sadly, we did have a bit of a shorter Ep this time, but don't worry! Over on our Patreon, link down below, you can listen to a bonus podcast every month! Plus video content! [email protected] Subscribe to...
04.12.2022
Did he just put a bounty on my head? - Ep16
wHAt a great episode!!! Go follow our instagram, [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
03.29.2022
KU is going for the golden goose - Ep15
Welcome to episode 15! who thought we would get this far? not me lol. We cover a lot so make sure you stick around for the whole ep! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
03.15.2022
Who is Ann Frank? - Ep14
WE HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS! so make sure your listen for it
03.02.2022
Cult, culture, cult sure? - Ep13
WE HOPE YOU ENJOY EPISODE 13! The audio was messed up till around 33.30 if you wanna skip. The both of us were a bit sick so bear with us! Hope you are as excited about the Patreon as we are! ---...
02.15.2022
There's no easy way to talk about feet - Ep12
We got together and made it through episode 12! It was one to remember for sure. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message
02.14.2022
Bonus Valentines Day Ep
If your single and alone then this episode is just for you! If you are happy and not alone then don't bother listening. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message --- Send...
02.01.2022
Never have I ever . . . Ep11 (2:00 a.m.)
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message --- Send in a voice...
01.18.2022
Stop Grieving, Start Thieving - Ep10
We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

What's Avocado Toast about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Avocado Toast episodes:

disrespectful women and Iron man Ep 55

racist albums and giving up on love - Ep 54

Hey girl, are you a traffic cone? - Ep 53

randel joins the studio - Ep52

you got the freedom to - Ep51

episode 50

financial blunders and alien attacks - ep49

9-5 in your sleep - ep48

We are a firefly, in the pit of hell - Ep47

Tyler strikes friend and we get political - Ep46

Landon witnesses a murder, Tyler writes a Morgan Wallen parody, and she can bench 200 - Ep45

conspiracy theories and a new guest - ep44

Ozzies think Heaven is Hell - Ep43

Tyler gets humbled and Landon bullies kids - Ep42

rubber? hotel ac? na, cigarettes - Ep41

a very sensitive gameshow - Ep40

gym junki monkies take over planet fitness - Ep39

accidentally pushing your girlfriend into traffic - Ep38

women stereotypes and a car chase - Ep37

bad advise and exploring your mind through sleep - Ep36

Solving world problems, with babys - Ep35

Trying mushrooms with a special guest - Ep34

Tyler reads Landon's search history - Ep33

crack pipes and people groups - Ep32

Mabye Kanye isnt so crazy. . . Ep31

Is Operation Christmas child a scam?!

Mark Rober Sent us a Package? - Ep30

Tyler breaches airport security to launch a drone strike - Ep29

Don't do drugs unless you're over 21 and your parents say it's ok - Ep28

If you look hard enough there's a little bit of Jew everywhere - Ep27

Fight Harambe or Fall From a Hot Air Balloon - Ep26

local spice merchant and friend of the podcast - Ep25

how to solve world hunger in 5 steps - Ep24

solving world hunger in 5 steps - Ep24

Do the dew before the dew does you - Ep23

How to get over your ex that now likes your best friend? - Ep23

Landon has a new addiction - Ep22

Tyler has Ebola - Ep21

60 seconds in the life of Joe Biden - Ep20

Devoirce and Resistance - Ep19

im so tired rn i cant think of a title - Ep18

Jingle the Bells of Love - Ep17

Did he just put a bounty on my head? - Ep16

KU is going for the golden goose - Ep15

Who is Ann Frank? - Ep14

Cult, culture, cult sure? - Ep13

There's no easy way to talk about feet - Ep12

Bonus Valentines Day Ep

Never have I ever . . . Ep11 (2:00 a.m.)

Stop Grieving, Start Thieving - Ep10

Other shows like Avocado Toast: