RTG spent a week in Maine while a documentary made Dev hate his life. We discuss how RTG spent his Christmas, an 80's club scene murder, a documentary that hit Dev hard, RTG's recalculation of his cocaine and luggage math from last episode, RTG's top 10 list, Dev's new favorite thing to scream while driving, deep fried Twinkies, and our favorite and least favorite things from 2016.

Dev gets his scream phrase back and RTG turns autistic. We discuss our drinking night after Friday's show, Dev remembering his phrase he was screaming in the car, us being confused by the calendar, John K Sampson, and RTG trying to figure out how to smuggle 30 million dollars of cocaine off a cruise ship.

Dev can't remember what he likes to scream and RTG thinks he had a heart attack after robbing a convenience store. We discuss analog vs digital, women comedians, other podcasts, a guy who killed his friend live on Facebook, Alan Thicke, RTG thinking he had a heart attack, Hunter S Thompson and Dr. Gonzo, and the hottest 80's actresses.

Dev is worried about his liver and RTG is answering some of philosophy's toughest questions. We discuss a guy getting hit by a taxi in NYC, Dev's mini-bender last weekend, stem cells, Schrodinger's cat, the advent of language, evolution, and the theory that we're living in a simulation.

RTG is in awe of a jacked kangaroo and Dev was a victim of road rage. We talk about an incident Dev had at the Lincoln Tunnel this morning, RTG's breathalyzer he had to blow into to start his car, a video of a guy punching a kangaroo and Dev's outrage over the outrage caused by the video, and why it's hard to like cops.

Dev is grossed out by cloth napkins and RTG comes from a really, really Italian family. We discuss not feeling Christmas, cloth napkins, missing teeth, Ritchie's father's Christmas tradition, tits in horror movies, and how musicians don't go bald.

RTG is pissing in wine chalices and Dev is snoozing behind the wheel. We discuss RTG's pee shyness, Dev falling asleep while driving, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dev being a little asexual lately, Star Wars fever starting again, Dev's dislike of Jim Morrison, and an old hippie friend who made us bury magic crystals.

RTG read a book and Dev watched a documentary. We discuss Weezer's bass players, The Fat Wreck Chords documentary and Nofx book, smelling drugs, the current state of our country, and the public's reaction to Donald Trump winning the election.

We're back from our hiatus and RTG tells us all why he disappeared for a month. We talk sickness, depression, the future of the show, and RTG's new JFK assassination theory.

We finally made it to AHi5 studios on a Tuesday like professionals. We discuss not having anything planned for episode 100, the new Ghostbusters, popular films we haven't seen, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze, the likelihood of having another musical renaissance, and Dev watching virtual reality porn. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM