Both Dev and RTG are trading precious time for even more precious money and aren't happy about it. We discuss a night where RTG snotted in soup and Dev drove his car into woods, jobs that require credit checks, comparing our ages with actors, not noticing how old you're getting, and how bands got their names.

RTG is afraid of Public Enemy and Dev wrongly accuses people of being fat. We talk about fat musicians, RTG freaking out on some video game nerds at a bar, Dev wanting to be black, our favorite bass players, The Foo Fighters, and RTG wanting to know why people weren't afraid of Public Enemy. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

Dev can't stop talking like Pablo Escobar and RTG wants the show to end so he can eat candy. We discuss reunion concerts, Narcos, The Wolf of Wall Street, RTG's Chino Marino update, beer snobs, old Saturday morning cartoons, and Halloween candy. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKARDHIGHFIVE.COM

RTG thinks the moon landing was fake and Dev would rather eat dick than spiders. We discuss a woman who fed her rapist his own microwaved penis, choosing between eating dick or live spiders, a chip that helps people catch their spouse cheating, and RTG's investigation into the Apollo 11 moon landing. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

RTG's having bodily organ problems and Dev is chugging cheap beer. We discuss when college is actually worth it, Dev's old sales job, extended warranties, insurance, the conclusion of The Night Of, a lead singer suing because of man boobs, Trump's green screens, and our favorite horror film killers. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

Dev has only slept 4 hours in the last few days and RTG is dressed like he's in Suicidal Tendencies. We discuss Dev's new job and how it's affecting his sleep, assorted colored condoms, how AIDS kind of just disappeared, Martin Shkreli, and the Brangelina divorce. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

RTG loves wrestling themes and Dev just wants to love everyone. We discuss Lars Ulrich's drumming flaws, bodily fluids, a mysterious drifter that wears all white, and a quiz about wrestling theme songs. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

RTG continues his investigation of the rap world while Dev spent his day reading Wikipedia. We discuss the rapper Bobby Smurder and his song that caused an indictment, not being able to hum The Office theme, what death row inmates chose as their last meal, and whether addiction is a disease or not. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

RTG puts on his investigation cap while Dev is pissed at a popular band. We discuss RTG going to a transvestite concert, bands that rip off other bands' songs, Dev realizing that the 90's were actually a long time ago, and RTG's investigation of the Easy-E, Tupac, and Biggie deaths. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

We discuss the legend of Dev's grandfather, dating anniversaries, tattoos, modern hip hop, trying to get into new music, RTG's review of Sausage Party, why Stranger Things became so popular, and tv shows that know when to end.